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Follow-up on Yesterday's Blog

2010-05-30T23:06:00.000-07:00

At eleven o'clock p.m. while I'm watching Sex and the City the movie. Fantastic movie by the way, but anyway! Today. I was driving back from the YMCA, coming off of the freeway waiting at the light to turn onto the Bothell-Everett Highway. There's always homeless men on the corner there, with their signs, and I always ALWAYS avoid their eyes. I just feel horrible. But today. I was sitting there, and as always, there was a homeless man there. I looked over, and he had a dog. A DOG. I can't resist dogs. I look at them, curled up against a pole, and I shed a tear. It kills me. I think, "I will never. EVER. Let that happen to Teetu." So. I meet eyes with this man, and he looks like an extremely good person. Oh, by the way, his sign said "Start new job on Friday, came from New Mexico. Won't get paid for 3 weeks, need a little help." So it wasn't the usual. He's got a job. He just needed a little push. So, your's truly gives this man all she had in her wallet: 2 dollars. Man that sounds pathetic. I JUST GOT GAS. I mean...I just filled my gas tank in my car up...I have horrible wording today. So. I gave him 2 dollars, and his eyes said it all. You know that look people give you when they're extremely thankful to you? I got that look from my grandpa when he thanked me for taking care of my grandma. It makes me so happy...but tear up at the same time.
The satisfaction I got after that is indescribable. I was so proud of myself--he was the first homeless, or jobless, man I'd ever paid myself--so I went to tell my dad when I got home. Our conversation went like this.
Mel: Daddy! I just paid a homeless man!
Dad: For what?
Mel: ...because he needed a little help. He had a dog, and he just got a new job but won't get paid for 3 weeks.
Dad: Oh, is that what his little sign said?
Mel: ...yeah?
Dad: Well as long as you have money for gas left.
Mel: I gave him 2 dollars. I filled up my gas tank with the whole 20 dollars you gave me before I went to the Y.
Dad: Well okay.
Jackass. So. I tell my mom! And she is so proud of me. She says I'm going to heaven. And, let me tell you, I really believe I am. Not just because I paid a homeless man. But because it wasn't just for him. It helped me in a way too.
So. I'm just saying, it feels fan-freaking-tastic to be a good person. And I can't wait to see what I get out of my karma points I just earned today :) Anyways, I'm contorted in an extremely odd position typing this, so I'm gonna stop!!
Nighty night, blogger.
/readers.
Mel

Number 48: Possible a vent post? Not sure.

2010-05-29T23:33:00.000-07:00

Haha, so people. Let me explain the basics of being a human being. Or rather--a good human being. Because yes, you can be a bad one!
OH MY GOSH WHAT THE HELL!?! I can't change the color of my text on here! Wait...hang on...oh...I was in "Edit Html" instead of "Compose." THAT'S why the font was all weird! Don't worry guys--mini freak out. The Lovely Miss Melanie is cool now. Phew!
So where were we? RIGHT!
Oh, I love purple :) Okay. So first of all, the obvious one. The one we've been learning since elementary school. Treat others the way you want to be treated. A funky way of saying karma will eat your face if you're a dick to someone. Like...I know on this blog I can be a little..."rawr." (God my bangs are being whores right now. Sorry, A.D.D. moment.) But in person, in real life, if someone is nice to me, I am automatically nice to them. I NEVER treat someone bad unless they've treated me bad with no apology. I mean come on. If you don't follow this rule, you're an ass. Plain. And. Simple.
Also something everyone should've learned in elementary school: Thank people. For their time, money, criticism, EVERYTHING. Because they're helping you. EVEN when they're criticizing you. For an example, not about criticism but just of thanking someone for even a small thing, I thank bus drivers every time I get on AND OFF their bus. I know it's their job to do it, but they honestly could've easily stayed home and watched TV all day. I mean, come on. Easy karma points. Thank someone, you get a gold star. Simple as that. I can't even begin to imagine how many times I must say "Thank you" in a day. Holy cow. Haha.
Listen to people. LISTEN. There's actually a group on Facebook that's called "I didn't hear what you just said, but I'll laugh and hope it wasn't a question." Or something like that :P Of course--I joined it. Because who hasn't been in this situation?! Anyways. Although I've been in this little pridicament...I've realized listening to someone can be both beneficial to you AND that person. Obviously people say things that can be pointless. But if you show you're listening, that can boost their confidence to the MAX. I mean I say pointless shit all the time and it kills me when people look at me weird. Haha, it happens a lot, sadly. But it's not that hard to listen.
Try not to dwell on the past. I know it's hard--I still catch myself doing it a billion times, I'll admit. But it puts you in a really bad mood...which puts others in a bad mood. I know I've been dwelling on my parents' divorce for 3 years. It KILLS me at times. I just lock myself in my room and wait till I fall asleep, 'cause I know when I wake up I'll be starving and I'll just eat my feelings. Hahaha, so sad! But true...and really. Emotions are contagious. I know from experience. It's like a domino effect. When one person's mood drops, another's does, and then another, blah blah blah. Dwelling on the past is extremely bad for your mood! SO BAD. Look into the future. Imagine what's in store for you. Imagine what you could DO with your life, rather than what you should've done. HOLY CRAP that's deep.
Be proud of your flaws. This is so cheesy. But it'll help your confidence times a billion!!! Let me list a ton of what I think my flaws are, and why I actually kind of like them. My shortness. Con: being used as an arm rest at times. Pro: I can ask guys to get something from a high shelf! :D Let's see, what else...OH!!!!!!!!! My scar. My hideous, obnoxious scar. Con: I wasn't able to wear a bikini for an extremely long time because of how I felt about it...I felt like everyone was staring at my back, and it's all that I could think about. Pro: It defines me. I know I talk to my mom about getting it fixed and shit. And she always says "It's a part of you. It's who you are." And I get it. I finally get it. It took going to prom in a backless dress for me to finally, fully get it. So step out of your comfort zone, and embrace what your mama and papa gave ya!
BE. REAL. BE REAL BE REAL BE FREAKING REAL. Don't go around being someone you think you should be. Be someone you KNOW you should be. Or if you don't know who that is, dig deep. You'll find that person. Nobody wants to hang around a poser. I know this from TONS of experience. (And I know people are gonna be like, "Melanie. You're 18 years old. Stop saying you have so much experience." But you don't even know. I've been around so many posers--this year especially!) Fake people bother me. And people who bother me end up on this blog. Is that what you want?! Because if you do really want to be THAT MUCH of the center of attention, then hell, pose! Pose like you've never posed before!! GO YOU! :D (That wasn't supposed to sound sarcastic, it was supposed to sound like I was cheering for them...I guess it failed...oh, and if you haven't guessed, the bright green in the middle of each thought is my code for me having an A.D.D. moment.)
This is turning out to be such a pretty post!!! So basically the moral of this extremely deep post is if you're at least doing one of these things...you're amazing. I know it's hard to even do one of them, but so many people I know do all of them! And that, in my opinion at least, makes them fantastic people. They're kind, they thank EVERYBODY, they listen intently, they look forward to the future rather than regret their past, they don't even MENTION their flaws, and they're completely real and honest with people. Can it really be that difficult? Let's all try it...at least once.

*CUE INSPIRATIONAL MUSIC*

Duh-duh-duh-duhhhhh. Duhduhduh-duh-duhhhh...
Wait that's the song from the NFL Football games. Or maybe it's the Mariners...

Either way, I think it's pretty damn inspirational. YOU SHOULD TOO. Haha, anyways guys. This was just a "Let me tell you what's up" type of blog....
But...
Now I'm done telling you what's up.
So. Keep it classy!
Mel

Dedication

2010-05-26T22:25:00.000-07:00

So I've had this extreme infatuation with the band Jimmy Eat World lately. Namely their songs called Sweetness, The Middle, and Hear You Me. The lead singer Jim Adkins has an ex-freaking-straordinary voice. The song Hear You Me reminds me so much of what I'd say to my grandma right now.

There's no one in town I know
You gave us some place to go
I never said thank you for that
'thought I might get one more chance

What would you think of me now?
So lucky, so strong, so proud
I never said thank you for that
Now I'll never have a chance

May angels lead you in
Hear you me my friends
On sleepless roads, the sleepless go
May angels lead you in

So what would you think of me now?
So lucky, so strong, so proud
I never said thank you for that
Now I'll never have a chance

May angels lead you in
Hear you me my friends
On sleepless roads the sleepless go
May angels lead you in

(May angels lead you in)
May angels lead you in
(May angels lead you in)
May angels lead you in

And if you were with me tonight
I'd sing to you just one more time
A song for a heart so big
God wouldn't let it live

May angels lead you in
Hear you me my friends
On sleepless roads the sleepless go
May angels lead you in

May angels lead you in
Hear you me my friends
On sleepless roads the sleepless go
May angels lead you in

Gahhhh I love it. And grandma, I love you. Each time I hear this--I know you don't want me to, but I do anyway--I start to tear up. Just because I miss you more than anyone could understand, and grandpa Christensen, you too. I made aebleskivers yesterday and thought about you.

Love you two :)
And readers, you too! I'm at my 47th post :D

Peace, yo.

My Future...

2010-05-16T18:43:00.000-07:00

Graduation is nearing, reality is setting in, and I've been thinking a lot about my future and what I want out of my life. So I thought I'd have it all on here! So, here goes.
1. Finish high school
2. Have the most kick-ass summer of my high school life
3. Go to school to become a respiratory therapist--what I've wanted to do for the past few years (And get my own apartment near school so I could live with Teetu)
4. Graduate from the program after taking the Certification and Registered RT exams
5. Get a job at Children's Hospital in Seattle
6. Work my way up to work in the Infant Intensive Care Unit
7. Find a guy who respects me for me, thinks I'm beautiful--not hot, who I could laugh with, who would care for me and be sure to never take me for granted.
8. Find a house and get married to said man.
9. After a couple years I'll want two kids--a boy and a girl, sadly I already have names in mind.

That's all I care to think about for now, I don't wanna think about growing old and all that junk yet! Just the fun stuff :)
And for those of you who don't know, I want to become a respiratory therapist because I've been through so much crap with my asthma it should be in the Guinness Book of World Records. Come to think of it, not a bad idea. But anyway, I thought I should put all of it to...good(?) use, and help infants who've had similar problems as I have, help relate to them, and try to give them the best possible hospital visit as I can--because God knows hospitals SUCK. And Children's Hospital in Seattle has pretty much been my second home, and it's absolutely the most amazing atmosphere, despite the many sick children--they always seem to have smiles on their faces no matter their sickness.

I cannot WAIT to start on my list...I just can't!!!
Love you,
M

Mommy

2010-05-15T11:29:00.001-07:00

I'm sorry you thought I hate you and that you make my life misery. It makes me sad that you'd actually think that in the first place. My blog is just this moment of GR-ness that I have to get out, and that's where my last one came from. I love you moses, and I love you.
<3 smelly

Today started out fantastic. Actually...

2010-05-08T22:50:00.001-07:00

(Let me start out by saying, Nhat, that I introduced you to the word "bomb sauce." I remember because it was on skype, and you were like "bomb sauce??" and I was like "yeah! it's my word." I saw what you were talking to Raegan about, congrats on UW Bothell though)
The fantastic-ness started yesterday when Alicia came over, and we tie dyed and made jello shots. She spent the night, then in the morning I "took the dog out" and brought in her first scavenger hunt clue (Derek asked her to prom today. :) I helped.) We went to Third Place Books, then the Seattle Aquarium, then Seattle Center House, then finally ended up at Gasworks Park.
Where I got my first ticket--parking, but nonetheless a ticket--but anyways.
Got home, had dinner at my dad's, packed my things, and left to my mom's. Five minutes after I get into the door, and after my mom gives us souvenirs from Florida, she decides she's starving, and said Jose (new fiancee) was taking her out to dinner.

She'd been in Florida since like Tuesday or something. Hadn't seen us kids since then. And she fucking ditches us. For him. Again.
And so I text her like three times asking her once where tape is, once why she got my 19 year old brother a book on how to mix alcoholic drinks, and once I said "Helloooo. This is your daughter" and she never replied. Shows where her priorities are. THEN. She got home and asked why I was mad at her. I shrugged my shoulders, then she got pissed at me. For being mad at her. Because mature people do that. Right about now, yes, at eleven p.m., I would just adore a damn run.

Dear mother, thank you for ruining my day.

To be honest, I have zero words to explain my feelings right now. I'm in the worst mood.
So...yeah?
M

I'M. DONE.

2010-05-06T20:06:00.000-07:00

I'm done caring about what other people think of me.
I'm done caring about my parents moving on from each other. No matter how fucking soon it is. I'm done.
I'm done being upset when my dad ditches me and my little brother while watching a movie to talk to his slut of a girlfriend. Half an hour before the movie ends. But no worries, I'm done. Remember? I'm done.
I'm done believing in my parents. I'm on my own, now. Although I'm 18 and this is supposed to be inevitable, before today I believed that they still had the right, and willingness, to take care of me. Funny that isn't currently happening.
I'm done dressing for cold weather. It's may. I'm wearing a dress tomorrow, damn it.
I'm done thinking that boys will be like in the movies--the one to come up to a girl, not the other way around. Life's not a movie, Melanie. Life is definitely not a movie.
I'm done trying to figure OUT life. What the HELL is life. What is it? Will someone please be kind enough to just tell me? I'm completely oblivious, I guess. Well, besides the fact that it is TOTALLY fucked up.
I'm done eavesdropping on my dad's phone calls. I'm just setting myself up for things I don't want to hear.
I'm done expecting me to be my dad's number one girl anymore. Obviously skank-whore girlfriend matters more to him than his time with me. Little does he realize his time is running out and I can't be his little girl anymore. I can't. He also doesn't remember all of the time I've spent in the hospital, the many times I've almost died, LITERALLY. Died. Those times aren't over yet. He doesn't realize how bad my asthma's been lately. Mainly because I haven't told him because I don't want to distract him from his precious girlfriend. As stupid as that is, I still don't want to tell him. Just no.

As many of these things that I'm done with, I am not, however, done with believing in karma. Karma is what I've been relying on the past few months. So far it hasn't given anything back to me, but nevertheless I will rely on it. If you want to tell me differently, that there is no such thing as karma, f-you. Okay? I'm done listening to people talk shit about me, and karma will come back to bite them on the ass. JUST saying.

So. I'm done.
Thank you.
Bye.
M

My First Post Since...

2010-04-10T23:01:00.000-07:00

My grandma passed away. I love you grandma. It's still surreal to me that you're gone, and it's been exactly...two weeks. I miss you so much. More than anything.
Now I'm starting to cry.
See, I do have other emotions besides RAWR. Hum, I know I already expressed how much I appreciate all of my friends in the past few weeks. But I wanted to reiterate how much you guys have helped.
Through my parents' divorce, that was my lowest low. Ever. Nothing can bring me lower. You were all there for me every second.
Through my bedstefader Christensen dying, you were still there for me. I was losing my only connection to Denmark, and you kept me from falling again. Which is especially amazing because this was the same time my puppy died (Sage) (Love you farfar and sagey. I miss you both so much. SO much. Bedstefader, I miss you teaching me Danish, and you totally just ranting in Dansk and me only getting like three words out of it all. I miss that. Jeg elske du, very very very VERY much. Sagey, I miss your hype. I know it was incredibly annoying when you were here, and I'm so sorry I got annoyed now. I feel so guilty, and you were only a puppy. I love you sagemeyer. You left much too soon.)
And now through my grandma dying. The one I was extremely close to. SO close to. I'd try to explain the funeral to you, I just can't. I can't think of my grandma...like that, let alone talk about it. God, damn you tears! Stay the HELL INSIDE MAH BODEH. Ugh...the world really did, though, lose an amazing woman. I'm not sure if I explained her sickness to you guys in here, but a couple years ago she was diagnosed with Melanoma (I know it kinda sounds like my name haha), the deadliest form of skin cancer. Then, it was just on her hand. But after time it spread to her lungs, then to her bones. Eventually she barely had any bones in her hips and shoulders. One night, my dad calls me at 11 and told me she can't see. So I grab my little brother, and rush to her house, and she could barely make out who we were, but that subsided. After that, she was just on bedrest. It took her actually a few months to...pass away.
Wow. She's gone.
See it's still...so strange. While she was still here, on bedrest, I'd be by her bedside all the time. I did not ever want to leave her side. I'd wet her lips, give her drops of drink, monitor her breathing...and the past few days my grandpa would hold my hand and give me this look that I would know means "Thank you so much, Melanie. For everything." He doesn't even have to say anything. I've also been cooking like crazy for him.
Grandma, I'll make sure, along with the rest of your loving family, that grandpa is well taken care of. I love you grammy. I...I'm gonna miss going birthday shopping with you. You always took me shopping on my birthday and let me randomly pick out stuff. I'm gonna miss your humor above all. I don't even want to think of what'll go through my mind when I'm in the hospital and grandpa walks in without you...Oh God.

I love you and miss you so much grandma. You will NEVER be forgotten, and you will always be beautiful to me. You were even beautiful when you were extremely sick. Only you can pull that off. Love you.
Again guys...thank you so much. I still can't believe the support you've provided for me and my family.
Love you all, so much.
Melanie M.

A Huge Thank You

2010-03-27T17:35:00.000-07:00

So this past week has been hell for me. My grandma is extremely sick and barely with us, and I just wanted to thank every single one of my friends who's texted me, messaged me, just given me any type of contact telling me they're either praying for me, thinking of me and my family...there are absolutely no words to explain how grateful I am to you guys. This past week has both tested my patience and also showed me who my real friends are, and I...wow. Thank you guys. So much. I love you, and I hope you know that. I'm sitting by my grandma's bedside right now, in fact. She can't really talk to us, but she can hear. And the past couple days I'd whisper in her ear that all my amazing friends are praying for her, and she'd turn her head slightly, and that's how I know she's still mentally with us. Her heartbeat's getting pretty irregular though, and she's basically gasping for breath, but I've only left her side to eat and sleep. After 17 years of her sitting by my hospital bedside, it's honestly the least I could do. This week has also changed my whole perspective on things. Usually I'm the one laying down extremely sick with loved ones surrounding me, now I realize this situation isn't fun at all either.
Thank you to everyone who's keeping my family in their thoughts. I love all of you and appreciate EVERYTHING.
Love always,
Melanie

Holy. Effing. Hoe.

2010-03-25T20:45:00.000-07:00

Ready everybody?! On the count of three....1....2....3!!!!!!
YAY FOR MATURITYYY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
*Dances around while confetti comes fluttering down on our heads* So man, do I have a long story for you! It basically all starts with me and Alicia planning this AMAZING prom night, limo, dinner, everything. We're getting a huge group together in order for it to be as cheap as possible, right? Right! So we send out a MASS facebook message to all who's invited, and everyone who's planning on coming is super psyched!! Mine and Alicia's MAIN goal is to do all the dirty work since it was our idea, and so we'll make it a lot easier for everyone else, them only having to pay their share! Simple right?
*Annoying buzzing sound from those game show things letting the person know they're wrong*
WRONG!!!!!
So on this mass facebook message, this girl...let's name her Moody. DUDE PERFECT!!! God I'm good. Damn. I'm kinda proud of myself now...anyway!! She gets in on the message, and all of a sudden we get the news that we lost the Party Bus we wanted. So me and Alicia are a little ticked off, but no big deal. Moody starts totally f*cking TAKING OVER and looking for a backup plan...and I hate it when people take control of things that they have no right over. So I kindly text her saying, "Look, I really appreciate you helping us, but this is mine and Alicia's thing and we're just trying to make it easier for everyone else." She replies saying "....ok...i was just trying to help." You know, the whole guilt trip thing.
So I say, "Oh I know, and thanks." Next thing I know, I go to the News Feed on facebook, and she had posted a status saying "Moody *** **** ....going to youth group. bye." Draaaama Queeeen. But wait, there's more!!
So today. (This was all...last night? I think?) My friend Shabnam texts me saying "Hey I need to talk to you about something. Without *** there." So I meet her at our locker, and guess what the hell she tells me? That Moody and *** were talking about me. In choir. And that they have a composition book dedicated to your's truly. Apparently Moody said something along the lines of "Oh my gosh, I can't believe what Melanie's doing lately, I'm not gonna take any of her crap anymore! If she does one more thing like this, that's it, I'm not going to prom with them." And apparently *** said "Oh well if you don't go, I won't!"

...

What the f*ck happened to talking to someone about this to their face? Like...how God damn junior high is that? I remember when I made composition books to pass notes about people. IN SEVENTH GRADE. Way to go, Moody. New low, even for you.
Still not done, by the way.
So, I get home from school, and guess what?! A facebook status update from Moody *** ****!!! It says "Moody *** **** ....had a bad day..." And who comments on it? Her mother. I'm going to copy and paste it onto here EXACTLY how it is, spelling errors and all.

I know you know that I don't need to say anything about this.But you also know that I cannot keep my mouth shut. You need to rise above and move on. Do not cater to this drama. 3 months from now, none of this is going to matter. You will be in California and in college and this bad day won't mean a thing. Create your own happiness and do NOT let other people dictate it for you. You are strong, smart and beautiful, but very opinionated. Remember that our brand of sarcasm does not work for everyone. Other people are sensative and we need to keep that in mind when commenting on things or people. The verbal attack you received today, was unnecessary and wrong and as much as you tried to make it right, the other offending party did not see where they were wrong as well.
Prom will be great, it will be awesome and I will help you create a memory that will last you a lifetime.
I <3>

Bull. Shit.
Let's make a list of the things that don't sit well with me! So, presenting in order of which they appear....Moody's Mom's Lies!!!
1. "Do NOT let other people dictate it for you." So now the Lovely Miss Melanie is the Hitler of emotions? Classic.
2. "You are strong, smart and beautiful." *cough* YOU'RE MOM'S A LIAR *cough*
3. "...our brand of sarcasm does not work for everyone." Sarcasm was not used once in the past 2 days. I know sarcasm. It may take me a while to get it, but I KNOW sarcasm when I hear it. God.
4. "...other people are sensative..." you spelled sensitive wrong, smarts.
5. "The verbal attack you received today, was unnecessary and wrong and as much as you tried to make it right..." Couple things wrong with this. a.) verbal attacks usually include screaming and yelling. I seriously POLITELY told her thank you for helping, but it's mine and Alicia's baby. If I verbal attacked Moody, then she must have verbally killed me. No joke. She was so much worse to me than I was to her. b.) WRONG COMMA PLACEMENT, WHORE. God that bothers me! Just a random little comma in there. c.) She did not try to make it right. If she wanted to make it right she'd talk to my face about it. I hate it when people are passive aggressive. I. Hate. It. Be a real woman and come up to me, say, "Melanie, shit's going down." and just give it to me.
Or I will post a very very detailed blog about you. Just saying.

So that's basically the school drama going on right now.
Everyone...pray for my grandma. We're thinking she's going to pass away tonight, and I just want her to be as comfortable as possible.
Thanks so much guys.
Love you all!
Minus Mr. BRM, SDC, Moody, and all those lovely people out there!
Peace out,
The Lovely Miss Melanie

Dear Asthma,

2010-03-12T20:04:00.000-08:00

I know you love me and everything, and you want to stay in my lungs, but I'm kind of tired of you holding me back. I know, I know...harsh...and I know you make me "me," but I want to run, I want to swim, I want to be free to take my puppy for runs. So if you don't mind, please go away. It's hard explaining to people why I can't do things everyone else can, and I hate carrying around my little inhaler everywhere. And when I have to go to the hospital, it's humiliating. Last spring break you made me miss Cancun! WHAT THE FUCKOOKIE?! What'd I do to you? Hmm?? I don't feel...normal. I CAN'T feel normal with you, you're what came out of me having surgery when I was a baby. So not only do I have severe asthma, but I have an eight inch scar on my back!
So thanks for everything, or rather thanks for nothing!
Love (hate) always,
Melanie Johnson

NEW

2010-03-02T21:54:00.000-08:00

LAPTOP!!!! Isn't that great?! It's amazing and red and shiny and amazing! Again. :) But...I need to vent about what happened when we GOT it. (My dad took me.)
K. So we went to Best Buy (I'd make a nickname for it...but really everyone knows Best Buy!!) and we were talking to this SUPER nice geek squad guy about this computer. And he was talking about the 2 year warranty. My dad starts like HARASSING this poor guy!! My face turns bright red. My dad has his don't-you-dare-fuck-with-me face on, and I am just dying inside, feeling so bad for this poor man. My dad's career has caused him to become this total skeptic, like apparently EVERYONE lies, and I'm not allowed to say what his job is on the internet. Because...people will find him? Haha, it's not that bad of a career. At all. Again, he's a skeptic.

God save me this summer... two weeks in Arizona with him, little brother, and my father's girlfriend.

Shoot me?
Mel.
Oh! To the few who actually read this, should I start a vlog?! My laptop has a webcam on it and I think it'd be fun! So I don't know.
Hmmm...that's it!
Mellery [like] Celery
P.S. my stupid injured cow of a car's radio is a tard. I will shoot. That. Car.
:)

This isn't a venting one! So if you enjoy seeing my frustration...

2010-02-24T18:32:00.000-08:00

Go away!! Just kidding. But really!! I'm actually in a fan-freaking-tastic mood, today was a good day. So let's get started!
OH WAIT. No, it started out pretty crappy! So NOW let's get started!!
Morning.
I wake up, feeling pretty good, only pressed my snooze button on my phone four times this morning...improvement! Go upstairs, have an amazing (travel) mug of coffee...bond with my puppy Teetu for a bit, and when it comes time to leave, I do!
Go outside, get in my car, and start on my way. Well, I live on what bothell...ians call "Nike Hill," this pretty big hill, and my road is like RIGHT on it. So, I turn off of my road, and start up the hill. My car stops. Then TAKES OFF!!! It did this like four times JUST going up the hill! So of course I totally freak out, because cars were gaining on my stupid little put-puttering car, and once I turn at the top of the hill, I pull of to the side of the road, call my dad, and let my car rest. After a few minutes, I tried it again, and it was fine!
...so I thought, of course. I make it ALL the way to the bottom of the hill that my school's on, and it starts doing it again. By then I'm totally fed up with my car, like really. My car, in the past, has just randomly stopped in the middle of a road. MULTIPLE times. Make funny noises...things like that. So of course I was like HELL YEAH, NEW CAR!!!!!!!! So I pull onto a seperate road, pull into this corner-grass-type thing...call my dad. He comes and gets me, drives me the remaining distance to school, and goes to get my car.
Guess what was wrong with my damn car? Out. Of. Gas.
So I suppose we should all be guessing instead what was wrong with ME. BUT! In my defense, there was NO "gas empty" light. Like NORMAL cars. Stupid little hoe.
So onto the good, happy things!!
First Period.
Ohhh boy. So in this class, I sit next to one of my good buddies Nhat, HEY NHAT! Haha, anyways we were reading Shakespeare's Hamlet (well...I was making a bookmark that is going to be totally AMAZING when I finish it, hopefully.) and we had a sub! Which I absolutely love when I have subs, MOST of the time. Well the sub kept like...pausing the readers to explain what, exactly, Shakespeare meant. One time when he did this, he was explaining that Shakespeare used a lot of what was slang back then.
Amazing sub: "In reality, in Elizabethan times, Shakespeare was a dirty old man!" *Cue a few students laughing, including me of course. Everyone knows I'm pretty much always laughing. Unless I'm PISSED haha, anyways!* "When he wrote 'so-and-so will be the death of me...' it was basically talking about having sex and reaching orgasm!" HAAHAHAHAHA!!! No joke!! This was a really old man too!!
Third Period.
(Since we don't have second period on Wednesdays). Meh, cooking class, wasn't AMAZING and wasn't just unbareable. Had a test, finished our poster....pretty good!
Fourth Period.
Again, wasn't horrible. I'm actually kind of enjoying learning about world religions, I find it kind of...hm. Interesting? As weird as that sounds, I'm kind of into learning HOW the world got where it is today, and holy wow. Religion plays a larger role in that than I ever thought it could. It's really interesting to me.
Fifth Period.
Oh my gosh!!! WE'RE LEARNING ABOUT ASTRO-PHYSICS!!!! This is like the first unit I'm actually interested in! I'm so excited. You probably can't tell can you?? WOO!!! I used to want to become an astronaut more than anything, just because every clear night I look up into the sky and WANT TO BE THERE!! Mmm that would be amazing...I still really want to become an astronaut. I just think I'd be more successful as a respiratory therapist and nurse. I know at one point in every child's lives, there's always this astronaut phase. I guess mine's just never really ended! Words can't describe how fantastic I think it'd be to be up there. Gahhh...I'm rambling, so what. Haha, anyways, YESTERDAY we had a sub in that class too! And he was just such a funny nice guy, kinda strange though...came up to a girl who sits behind me named Kelsey and was like "you wanna know how I'll remember you? Well back when my granddaughter was born, we were trying to pick a name, and it was between Kelsey, Katie, and Kendra." and I was trying so hard not to laugh at the random-ness!! Oh it was great. I'm kinda alone in that class, all my friends are towards the front! Like Nhat, Kaitlyn and Michelle. :( I'm just chillin back there. Today we watched a movie with Carl Sagan, an episode of a TV show called Cosmos. I know my older brother likes him 'cause he found a video on YouTube thats Carl Sagan clips of his voice being synced up and stuff, kinda cool. But the only thing about that show is the visual part isn't that impressive (unless they show the plane of the Milky Way, that totally just blew my mind. Gorgeous!!) but the facts were insane! And I love seeing scale models of the planets to the sun, and the sun to even BIGGER red giants...incredible! I feel like such a nerd. But that whole show I was like this the whole time: :O
No kidding!! Hum.
After School.
I gave my friend Kelsey a ride home, was running late for my dentist appointment though!! It's all good. I got there, and the damn dentist assistant was YELLING AT ME for not having my inhaler with me! Like...WHAT?! She was like, "well last time you were here, the woman who cleaned your teeth said you had just had an attack 2 weeks before then, and what would I be able to do if you had an attack?!" Bitch, I know my OWN body, thank you very much. Jesus. On the plus side, she said my hair color made my eyes look insane...so I suppose thats good. Right? Haha...so I got home and we went to visit my grandma, who's been really sick...like she's dying :( she's hanging on though. Love you grammy, I know you aren't reading this but love you!!!

So, that was my day! Pretty eventful, right?? I think so.
Take care, guys!

You Wanna Know What's Annoying?

2010-02-20T23:48:00.001-08:00

PEOPLE WHO AREN'T BEING ANNOYING.
S-FREAKING-DC!!!! Where is she?! I don't have ANY classes with her, and the only time I do see her is between classes :( It really depresses me! But I have noticed she is...EVERYWHERE on Facebook. Like commenting on every single person's status, becoming a fan of multiple different pages...she's everywhere. And a couple weeks ago, I told her happy birthday! And I think she said something like "Thanks!! :)" and, desperate for some sort of SDC-like moment, I said "Dude, SDC (but I said her name :P) I wish we had a class together!!" and as much as I'm currently trying to track it down, I can't find her reply ANYWHERE!! But it was just this rant, like a paragraph long. Ridiculous.
Hmmm...oh God. So my mom is too much of a good person. She's putting up her friend because apparently she's having some really hard times (who isn't though...) so my mother's friend is staying in my older brother's room.
WELL. Ahtram (her name backwards, clever right?! Haha) has a demon child. DEMON. CHILD. Like...the kind of demon child that you think Satan gave birth to him himself. I can handle kids AMAZINGLY. But this kid...no. NO. Let's tell a story about this child!
Setting: Sunday morning, around 9 a.m., Melanie (yours truly obviously) is extremely sick with no voice. Living room, with Demon child, Ahtram, my mommy.
STORY!! So I come downstairs from my room, totally groggy, voiceless, and half dead. By the way, I am the LAST person you want to see in the morning hahaha not a pretty sight! Ask Alicia. Anyways, Ahtram is getting ready for church, having a cup of coffee, and demon child is just sitting there. When it's time for them to leave, demon child CURLS UP ON MY COUCH, in the FETAL POSITION, closes his eyes, and just lays there. After Ahtram saying "*name*, come on! Rebecca (his older sister, 23 i think)'s waiting!" multiple times, he just lays there. So Ahtram comes over, pulls on his arm, and HE KICKS HER INTO OUR F*CKING CHINA HUTCH. And let me tell you, if something in there broke, my mom would've killed. Him. Anyway, then, Ahtram picks up his tennis shoes AND STARTS BEATING HIM WITH THEM!!!!!! In front of morning Melanie, and my mom. Beating him. With his tennis shoes. Really? Awesome parenting skills. So by then, my MOM is yelling at him, and my mom does not yell at people often like that. Actually, ever. And I'm barely managing to get SQUEAKS out of my mouth, my voice was shot. So finally my mom was like "If you don't get out of my house right now, you won't ever be allowed to step back in here." THAT made him get out. So he walks out, and Ahtram is JUST closing the door, and purposefully making sure the door was still open so she could hear, I asked my mom loudly, "What the FUCK just happened?!" And I started crying. It was traumatizing. I was like shaking, and so confused, oh my God.
And like, the MINUTE he walks into my house, the night before all that shit happened, he started raiding the Wii games, and THE REFRIGERATOR. Anyone who knows me knows not to just start looking for food. That is MY FOOD. Don't touch my food, especially if you're a damn demon child!!! Anyways, Ahtram was watching the Olympics on the big screen, which is the TV we use for Wii. He asked HIS MOM if he can play the Wii. OUR Wii. Like, what?! the?! hell?! And...I'm just about done with him. He's gonna be staying every other weekend.

Anybody wanna, like...shoot me? Or kidnap me?! ANYTHING. And Ahtram's staying till April at the least. Help. HELP.
....OR!!! We can perform an exorcism!!! LET'S GO!!!!
Anyways. I think that's about it for tonight...by the way, sorry it's only been FOREVER since I've blogged, like oh my God. I have seriously been so deprived of annoying-ness....
Night guys!

YEAHHHHHH

2009-05-14T19:48:00.000-07:00

FUCK YEAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH.
Sorry, it's been forever since I've been on here!! So SDC hasn't been at school for a really long time...it actually really depresses me...like not even kidding! I MISS HER!!! what the hell happened to her?!
Anyway. I have ventage to happen about Mr. Bald Rat Man.
Soooo...god, where the hell do I start? Basically he always singles me out. Only me. Like...a couple days ago I talked to Michelle (one from here...she's cool now lol) because my wrists were hurting like HELL and i needed to go get ice from the nurse. She said that I totally could, just to talk to Mr. BRM.

...yeah. THAT will go well.

So I get up to him, and he's talking to the first chair so I waited two minutes for them to be done talking. When they finished, I open my mouth to talk. He goes. "You know you're late."
Me: "I'm late...?"
Him: "yes, class starts right now." (all the while he's doing his fucked up 'i'm better than you' smile.)
Me: "k...well I was gonna ask if I can go to the nurse. i need ice."
Him: *nods*

I cried the whole way to the nurse.

Sooo later toward the end of class, we stopped playing for a second and I REALLY had to pee haha. So I raise my hand (people usually just get up and walk out to go but I thought this was more polite.) he looks at me
Me: "may I go to the bathroom?" (quietly. for some reason his eyes scare the shit out of me)
Him: *sigh* "if you have to. is it an emergency (this is where i said yes, but i'm thinking he didn't hear me since i was so quiet) but really, could you not have gone during your 40 minute lunch period?"
Me: *just gets up and leaves* *cries in the bathroom stall.*

Right when I get home i get in my sweats and bawl my face off.

OKAY SO THIS IS THE FUN PART!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Yesterday. I had finally gotten up the courage to confront him about it. It was after class, and he was putting chairs away. So I just put it out there. "Mr. BRM? Why do you always just single me out?"
Him: "You are NOT ALLOWED to go to the bathroom in the middle of class."
Me: "Dude (yes I said dude. don't judge it's a habit) i'm not the only one. III had the decency to actually raise my hand, everyone else just leaves."
Him: "And what do you expect me to do, go get them all and punish them NOW? I WILL HANDLE IT ON FRIDAY, MELANIE."
Me: "So you only find time to yell at me, even if three people had just up and left before I went? You couldn't have yelled at any of them first? Just me?"
Him: "It is unacceptable to go to the bathroom in the middle of class. DO YOU UNDERSTAND?!"
Me: "Whatever. Asshole." (TO HIS FACE!!!!!!!!!!!!!)
*As I was walking away, up goes Melly's middle finger!!!*

HOLY SHIT I FELT SO LIBERATED!!!!!!
I almost fainted though...BUT IT WAS FUCKEN AWESOME.
But the fact he's made me cry so many fucking times....bitch is going down.

HmMmM...who else. Ugh I can't even think right now.

SDC: come back. I'm dyin here.

Ohhh idk what to call this, a number, or random note.

2009-04-04T09:02:00.001-07:00

Okayyy. So. This Spring Break, my mom planned a HUGE trip to Cancun for me and my little brother. I'm supposed to be there right now, but guess where i AM? Hospitallllll woooooo. I have the flu, but my asthma makes it way worse than it would be with someone without asthma. I was in the Intensive Care Unit all day yesterday, I had to go into my mom's room at 3:30 am two nights ago and tell her I didn't think I can go, then I called my dad to bring me to the ER. again. Because the at 5:30pm that same night we went to the ER because of my asthma. The dumbass doctors were like 'Oh yeah, it's because you're not taking your medicine' as they always do. Fuckers. Sorry, but HEY GUESS WHAT RETARDS, i have the flu and if you tested me for anything it might be a little better by now. Jesus.
I have two iv's going through me, and i have two holes from them taking blood (they always mess up the first time since my veins are like so used) but anyway when we went in in the early morning, it was so scary 'cause EVERY nurse in the ER was working on me. I was like ummmm is this that baddd...so usually people have about this much room to breathe:

I had this much room:

Yeahhh it was really bad. Ughhhh and I'm not getting any sleep 'cause they keep having to wake me up. I'm fucken peeing every 10 minutes from the damn fluids they're feeding me through the iv. yay. Speaking of, I have to go right now. I don't want to annoy them thoughhh. Oh and I have a gnarly bruise on my arm from the blood pressure cuff, they were doing it every two minutes and I kept feeling where it hurt so much to like check if they snuck a shot in without knowing. So finally I actually LOOKED at it, it was like black. it's disgusting. And yesterday I puked up all the medicine they gave me.

Sorry if this is graphic, I'm venting. UGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH. I WANT FUCKEN MEXICO. NOW.

NUMBER 23

2009-03-02T15:30:00.000-08:00

Hello, beasties. Sorry it's been forever, once again, but you know how it is, people need to exert constant annoying-ness for me to blog so =P Hereeeeee we go.
And sorry if I sound really depressed, 'cause I am. I don't know why and that's probably the reason. I need to see a damn doctor about my depression. Anyways. Yuppp:

SHORT DISPROPORTIONATE CHICK
strikes again. Holy hell, so the past couple days she's been sitting with us at lunch because...actually I have no idea. (Oh, and I have a new person to blog about after SDC. WOOT) So TODAY we're all sitting around having a merry time--Me, Johnny, Alicia, Derek, Shobster, SDC, and let's name her...she-devil. SOoOo. I was holding my like jaw because my teeth still hurt like a bitch ass mo-fo. And out of NO where. SDC was like 'Oh, Mel, not to hurt your self esteem or anything, but you look sickly all the time. I don't know, maybe it was because of your liver last semester.' Sad to say I was on the verge of tears. Don't judge me, I'm a very sensitive person underneath my hard shell of mean bloggy-ness. God she's annoying. We just totally ditched her and she picked her stuff up and was like 'oh yeah, I have to go too I have a teacher to talk to' and so we go and come back and she's talking to a girl (sooooooooooooooo what happened to the teacher she was talking to? Me thinks she was just trying to act like she had a place to go to also but she didn't HA.) and the girl's face was like...priceless. Ohhh man. You can tell she wanted SDC to go away hahahahaha bomb sauce.

SHE-DEVIL
So she-devil has a history for liking Derek; Alicia's boyfriend. Which makes me laugh at him HAHAHA because she's almost as bad as SDC. Possibly the same. Who knows, and who cares as long as they're annoying?! Bomb. Anyways. She always comes and sits with us. For some f*cked up reason. I don't know. but last friday, she did. And I got a spicy chicken burger (and holy hell, when they say spicy, they mean spicy. wowwwwwwwwwwzers.) and fries. SHE STOLE LIKE HALF MY F*CKING FRIES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
That is ALL I have to say about her. She...no. She...GR I'm going. I'm so frustrated right now I can't even finish my sentence. Blaghhh. Hehe, that sounds like blog. Hehe.

Don't be hatin

NUMBER 22

2009-02-18T14:56:00.000-08:00

Ohhh my godddd. So. hang on did I tell you guys about the rumor that's going on about me...berb I'm gonna go check.
NOOPE i didn't!!!
K. So this guy, I'll name him evil rumor dude. Let's go.

EVIL RUMOR DUDE
that doesn't look like the blue I usually use...anyways!! Haha, so. In ASL like...the Friday two weeks ago, I saw the 300 class looking at me and talking amongst themselves. I was like k. And Alicia was trying to tell me what they were talking about but I suck at understanding sign language lol. So after school, Jason texts me saying 'So the 300 class thinks you're on drugs. You were acting weird today.' NEWS F*CK*NG FLASH. that's how I always am. I'm naturally high, thank you very much. ANYWAY. Sooo...MONDAY. I walk into class and this girl in MY class, the 200 class, was like 'Melanie, you do drugs?!' I just look at Evil Rumor Dude and yell 'ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME?! You ASSHOLE.' (don't worry, the teacher couldn't hear me she's deaf haha i'm nice) because I knew it was him. UMMmm... oh. So the two days after that, every class I walked into, everyone would look at me and start whispering, and in my mind I'd be like '.....is it what I'm wearing, is my makeup okay, how's my hair?!' But I'd sit down and in my first period class Boy-Who-Has-Probably-Done-Every-Drug-Known-to-Man (obviously I changed his name. Haha) was like 'So, what've you done so far?'

Yeah.

I was like k. That's it. SOOOooooo...they (the 300 people who started all this sh*t) brought me outside and tried to tell me it was a misunderstanding but I'm not believing them. Ass holes. F*cken a.

SHORT DISPROPORTIONATE CHICK
NEEDS TO STOP TAKING FREAKING MEDICATIONS. She hasn't done anything SDC-like in the past like week or something!! She's been gone, but like Friday and Thursday I think she was there...she should start showering too...her hair is nastyyyyyyyyyyy. Ewie. Oh hey, maybe she can get a shower taken before her mom cuts her hair!! Hahahaha k that was mean. But since when has that stopped me?! Lol, I would pay SERIOUS money to see her mom's haircut job. Holy fook. My god that would be epic. I'd have to change her nickname to 'short disproportionate dude' HAHA oh man. Be honest, am I mean? Yes. I am. And I'm damn proud of it thank you very much!!! This is what happens when people don't do annoying stuff, I start expanding on past experiences!! Hahahaha, anyways. Artur is yelling at me to hurry up...or facebook-yelling...CAN'T GET ME THERE BUDDY hahaha

I might have to like...translate mary had a little lamb to danish just to piss him off lol...
LET'S GO!!!

Mary fik noget lam
kun lidt lam
kun lidt lam
Mary fik noget lam hvem er plyndre var hvid nemlig sne

why is it mary HAD a little lamb?! WHAT HAPPENED TO THE LAMB?!?! Anywaysss I guess I'll post this and be semi-nice hahaha

I'll write more as soon as someone does something else dumb!!!

Love mellayyy

NUMBER 21

2009-01-31T17:05:00.000-08:00

HOLY DUDE!!!! SDC STORIES HEHEHEHE
oh my gosh.
K let's do this!! I have two hours until Michelle's (not the one in my blog, the real one!! The NICE one haha) Birthday party!!!! I CAN'T WAITTT. K here we go!

SHORT DISPROPORTIONATE CHICK

Woo I remembered her fake name!! Hahaha, oh my god. K. So She's been kinda medicated, and wayyyyyyy boring the past...long time haha. But holy jeez. So I've been saying hey to her and stuff just to get her to talk and talk and talk... So which story do we start on?? Let's see, last week like Wednesday at lunch I said hey to her and she gestured to her hair, so I was like to Alicia 'WHAT IS MY HAIR OKAY?! IS IT MESSED UP?!' And she came over and was like 'Oh, I love your hair!! Did you get it cut?! I need to get mine cut, but last time my mom cut it and was like up to here! *points above ear* So if she wants to do that again, I'm so not letting her!! That was horrible, I looked like a boy! (uh.....SDC...no comment)' And oh my god. She just went on and on...THEN. Like so Thursday I wasn't at school 'cause on the WAY to school, I had to make my older brother pull over so I can make sick out the door...don't know why I think it was 'cause of stress. But around the time chemistry happened, maybe after chemistry, Artur texts me saying 'So apparently SDC has vaginal cramps now. :D' HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA Adding on to all of her other sh*t!!!! ohmyGOD!!! And I asked him who she was telling that to and guess what Artur said?!

OUR CHEMISTRY TEACHER.

I KNOW RIGHT?!!!?? oHmYgOd. That totally made my day, holy fook. OHHH. And!!! She came up to me at lunch (that day, Artur also texted me saying SDC found my comment to him on Facebook telling him 'SDC HAS A FACEBOOK AND SHE INVITED TO BE HER FRIEND!!! Oh godddd lol') anyway she came up to me at lunch saying the exact same thing, and I was like ohhh, you did? Really? And she was like YEAH!!! I thought it was so funny!!!

So I'm thinkin she thinks she's popular, and she thinks that's what I meant by that. Like I was saying 'Oh my god, I'm so lucky she's asking me to be her friend on facebook! YAY!!!' Which, I'm not gonna lie...I AM!!!!!!!!! She is THE most entertaining thing since those balls that change colors when you squeeze them!! And no, you sick minds, not the icky kinda balls hahaha.

HOLY.

BOB.

Oh mannn. Maybe she ran out of medication...PARTY TIME.

HMMMmm...I think she's the only person who has been truly annoying (in suchhh a good way) lately...

OMG PEOPLE. I got my licence!!!! YAYYYYY FREEDOM.

Anyways, I gotta go get ready for the party!! Hope this is enough to hold you over till the next amazing annoying day!!!

Love,

Melly

NUMBER........wait hang on...20!!!!

2009-01-18T22:07:00.000-08:00

holy. hell.
K it's been a tad of a long time!! Let's see. 12 days since my last post, a month since my last bash!! WHOA. K let's do this.
So doesn't everyone hate it when people change? And kind of...like...I don't know 'move on' from you to a different 'best friend'? Let's see. Here's an example. I'm gonna do a fun little new name change too!! WOO new person!!
PANDA-FRIEND-DITCHER
So this is a sad, but true, story of Panda the friend ditcher.
So it all started ten years ago. Both my brothers go missing and I find out they're at this little girl's house playing in her backyard. So I go over there and she includes me and stuff and that pretty much leads on to us being the absolute best friends in THE world. Like pretty much sisters. We did everything together. Seven-night-in-a-row sleepovers, camping, swimming, doing the most random things in the world...everything. And the best part is she lived right across the street from me. It was amazing.
But the summer before her first year at junior high, which was two years ago, she had to move away, but not far away just like to downtown Bothell. That made it harder, but we still got to see each other pretty much all the time 'cause it was summer. But when she started Junior high...she found new friends. Yayyy. But she claimed she hadn't changed.
YET, she found a boyfriend after about a week of f*cken school. They broke up...then she got with and dropped four guys in three months. She was f*cking 12. Later her and her first boyfriend got back together (they still are today) and now she is drinking and having raves and having sex...she's fourteen.
FOURTEEN. and I know it's immature to go off of this, but I am now number 7 on her top friends. She's number 2 on mine after Alicia. That hurts. And she has a section named 'MY TWO BEST FRIENDS IN THE WORLD' I'm not one of them. There's also one called 'PEOPLE I MISS' I'm not one of those either. Sooo. Ouch much? Yes, I believe so. I've made about 3 depressing poems about her. They're not bad actually...anyways. Let's see here...who else...
MR. BALD RAT MAN
Wow, so 'Michelle' made an after school sectional a couple days ago and I couldn't go because I had a doctor's appointment. I TOLD MICHELLE TOO. So the next day, Mr. BRM corners me and Sunmin and is like 'why didn't you go to the sectional last night?!' and I told him I had a doc appointment. And he was like 'WELL DID YOU TELL MICHELLE THAT?!' me 'uh yeah duh, i told her BEFORE' him 'WHAT DID YOU JUST SAY TO ME?' me *walks away* hahaha
stick it to da man!!!
But yeah, then Michelle was like 'yeah, so I'm really sorry but the sectional last night seriously sucked and that's why mr. brm is all super pissed at you. Kyle even said that I sucked at playing and shouldn't be your section leader.' THAT made me mad. First of f*cking all, Kyle. You suck k? Go play your violin somewhere else k? and let's see YOU try to lead the whole section. Mmhmm that's what i thought, hoe.

(I'm in a strange mood...)

SHORT DISPROPORTIONATE CHICK
YOU SUCK!!!!!! WHY'D YOU QUIT FRICKEN ORCHESTRA, 'CAUSE YOUR STOMACH HURTS?!
sorry that was mean.
Wait no i'm not =] K maybe a little...nah.
I'm angry at you!
Cause you're not even talking to me!
WHY!?!
I need material, man!!!
PSH.
Anyways, SDC is now wearing glasses. Well I guess thats good now she doesn't have a reason to sit up 2 inches from the screen in chemistry, haha. Or tell people it's the wrong time or something. Damn those pills that she takes!!!
She's NORMAL!!!
not -looking...just normal =P
GOD i'm mean!!
I keep doing different lines
like
this
Whats with that man?? told you I'm in an odd mood =]

FINALS THIS WEEK.
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO.

I should go my fingies hurt "/ Haha lemme just think if I'm missin anybody...
HUMMMMmmmmmmmmmm............nope!!

today sucked...

2009-01-06T19:16:00.000-08:00

melly has a story to tell!! Scared the HELL OUT OF ME. so here goes.

i locked myself outta my mom's, so i walked to kjh to pick my little brother up. when we were walking home, this little white car with four teenage guys passed as and yelled at my little brother to 'get out of the f*cking ditch' Sooo i flipped them off. and the dude flipped me off back. A minute later, the same car is coming TOWARD us on the opposite side of the road, and they chucked two empty water bottles at usthey missed that time... but then aNOTHER minute later they turned BACK around so they're on OUR side of the road, but coming toward our backs. i knew they were gonna throw something else at us so of course i guard my head.THEY CHUCK A FUCKING FULL WATER BOTTLE AT US FROM A FOOT AWAY, SPEEDING IN A CAR. it hit my god damn ass and then hit ben's leg. GOD i hate people sometimes. my ass is fucken bruised jesus

i need pillz. talk to ya lataaaaaa.

Random Note #3

2009-01-01T18:46:00.001-08:00

HAPPY NEW YEAR!!!

and

HAPPY 25th BLOG ENTRY!!!

HALFWAY TO 50!!!!!!

And yes, by the way, it IS Winter break (wow. almost said Spring break haha uhm...) so these Random Note things are just in the bashing blog's place. Because I am having a 'basher's block,' formerly known as a writer's block, but Melly put her own little twistify on it! Yay for twistifying...stuff! So life's being pretty good...ish. I have a new addiction--->30Rock. The show! Haha it. Is. Amazing. It started out all like funny ISH but now its just bomb. Holy dude. It's amazing. OHMYGOD. So Step Brothers the movie. Anyone seen it?? Holy man on the moon. SOOOOOO funny. Hum. Anyways. I'm going to try and conjure up some nice little new year resolutions!!

KEEP my good grades and finally prove to my parents that I'm not a complete failure. Ha.
Try and go through life appreciating little things
Attempt to accomplish mine and Esther's bucket list!!
Tell Mr. BRM to his face that everyone thinks he looks like a penis. And that he should go shove himself up his ass 'cause he knows he likes it that way.
Not swear for a WEEK!!! this is going to happen people, it has to!
Find a certain person named 'C*n*o* S*a*' Hahaha from Alicia's dream! In Ellensburg!!

Dude. And I will make sure to tell you when these happen. Cause they WILL!!! Maybe not the BRM one...that...could end a tad badly "/ but the rest are! WOO!!! But yeahhh I'm gonna gooo.

Haha, have a bomb new year everyone!!

Love, Melly

Random Note #2

2008-12-24T12:37:00.001-08:00

But, then again...
What IS life without fighting, anyway?

Friends fight
Parents fight
Married couples fight
Siblings fight
Countries fight
Rivals fight

Fighting is what keeps life...balanced in a way. We can't all go around loving the ground every other person walks on, or so we think. We, the supposedly civilized human race, HAVE to:

Voice our opinions
Discriminate like HELL
Insult, complain, and brag

All of these things get us in deep sh*t one way or another. Sure, my blog can fall into the wrong ands. But where will that get ANYone? Honestly? The satisfaction of having someone's venting place kicked off the web? Hey, be my guest. I"ll just change my domain name and start a new one, and guess who'll be my newest victim? YOU. But after all, where DOES fighting actually land us? There are a few outcomes of fighting.

It could bring friendships closer
It could demolish a friendship and create permanent enemies
It could totally destroy romantic relationships

Sure, obviously fighting is THE worst thing ever discovered. So why do we? Hmm. It does depend on who is fighting. Let's go back to the list of who fights and kind of brainstorm, shall we?

· FRIENDS fight because of/over…
o Toys
§ Mainly for younger friends
§ But if you’re older and still like little trucks and all that hey I’m not stoppin’ ya!
§ Of course there is also playing cards and pool toys and billiards. And yes, I call it billiards and not pool. Pool is a giant bowl with water in it. Haha.
o Common ‘love interests’
§ Mainly for girls, but boys sometimes can…I think? Haha.
§ By the way this is when two friends share the same feelings for the same individual
· PARENTS fight with their KIDS because of/over…
o Grades
§ Ah, probably the most common reason, it doesn’t even matter if it’s an F on a test or a C- on a report card, it’s gotta happen in a lifetime.
o Drugs
§ Obviously not as popular; I’ve never laid a finger on illegal drugs, but God do I know this can happen.
o They’re pissed and wanna take it out on you
§ Trust me. It happens. Take it from someone with background on this subject.
· MARRIED COUPLES fight because of/over…
o Money
§ Obviously. But this is a sticky situation, you never know what happens. Money can kill ANY relationship.
o Pets
§ Yup, this happens too. Trust me. We got a cat and a HUGE dog without my dad’s permission. He got PISSED. We as in my mom and brothers and me.
o The TV
§ Oh dear, I’m sure everyone’s heard of ‘the remote control battle.’ If not, then it’s when the guy wants to watch football, yet the chick wants to watch a romantic chick flick. First one to the remote control with all four limbs wins.
· SIBLINGS fight because of/over…
o Game Controllers
§ I remember the very first Mario brothers game we had, we practically killed each other trying to claim ‘Player One’ as our own. I still don’t know why…but we did and that game was AMAZING.
o Shotgun
§ Ah, the thrill of being able to see the road right before it went under you, and yeah we definitely fight still over this seat in the car. Pathetic I know. Talk to my little brother.
o Because some siblings have it scratched into their minds that fight = love. AKA Ben Johnson, my dear little brother.
· COUNTRIES fight…
NO DUH.
· RIVALS fight because…
o They were already fighting in the first place…

So you see, there are so many REASONS for fighting, just no common purpose. We may think there’s a purpose in the beginning, but it really doesn’t get you anything other than wasted time.
WASTED TIME being someone’s friend just to end up fighting and not being friends with them after
WASTED TIME fighting with someone just to become friends again
WASTED TIME being in a relationship with someone just to end up fighting and breaking up.
Although, some could argue that it’s not wasting time, just learning lessons and learning more about people, but how come we can’t do that without fighting? Hmmm? EXACTLY.
And YOU just got dominated!!
Deep, huh?

Random Note #1

2008-12-24T12:27:00.000-08:00

WARNING. DEPRESSING MATERIAL.

Haha, no really. I warned you...

Christmas Time. AKA "happy time."
So why aren't I? Really? I am so depressed, no one could ever possibly understand. No one. Today we made sugarcookies-actually decorated them. Me and my dad. Just us. He made a 'joke' that was just hilarious to HIM. This was it...

So when I was making these cookies it scared me so bad, when I looked at my hand, my wedding ring was gone!

Oh, haha. Sooo funny. I tried to act like it didn't bother me, but it did. Like a lot. And the past two days we haven't had school because of snow. So this gives me memories of past snow days when we'd all, my WHOLE family, crowd together around the fire and drink hot cocoa and watch TV together. I miss my whole happy family, more than I have ever missed everything in my whole life put together. Why did they stop loving each other? Why couldn't they have stayed in counseling? Why after all those years they just quit? Who knows. No one will ever get up the guts to ask them these questions. I probably don't actually want to know these things anyway. Oh, and my dad was like 'so you have a boyfriend yet? Or still single?' and I was like 'still single.' and he said 'me too. It's not fun. Notttt fun.' I was just like. Sorry, you don't have to rub it in that you and mother are divorced and I already feel like it's my fault enough. But yeah, thanks pops. I looked up to them as a couple. I...yeah. I am now doomed to a life of depression and morbin thoughts. My brothers are totally fine. Yet this whole thing is absolutely killing me. Like it's really death in a pretty little box. Without the 'in a pretty little box' part. A while ago my mom started a blog that my dad made her change to private because she always bashed him. But one day I went on the computer and there was a window open talking about how they're splitting things and how my dad told my mom she's getting nothing...why didn't I take the hint??

'CAUSE I'M STUPID.

THAT'S WHY.

DUH.

Mkay, I'm leaving now.

Bye

Melanie

P.S. I wrote this Friday December 19th in my notebook.

NUMBER 19

2008-12-15T16:52:00.000-08:00

Howdy, buddies?!
Yeah...there really hasn't been many things to vent about. Likeee nothing at all. Which is way lame.

SNOWWWWWWWWWWW IS HEREEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!! ish. It really does need to more though, it's pissing me off. Especially in the mountains!! COME ONNN. Skiing. Yes. Need. Nowww.
I need to pwn Taylor at a ski-snowboard race. You know I'll win Taylor! You know it!!
You too, Artur!! It may not happen--but I'd win!! Maybe. I don't know anymore, you seem too confident...hmmm. I am in a pickle.

Actually not really, I just wanted to say I'm in a pickle. 'Cause who the hell wouldn't wanna be in a pickle?! Anyways. Melly's in another odd mood...Hum. Quite vexing. (advanced word!!)

Mr. BRM was nice to me today...he asked if I needed help tuning. But apparently he thinks I'm stupid. I've been in orchestra since 4th grade--yeah I definitely don't know how to tune.

ANYWAYS. I've got to go--I smell nummy food!!

Loves!
~mel~

NUMBER 18

2008-12-09T14:48:00.000-08:00

......oh my god. Do I have an SDC story for you guys. Holy Hell. K here we go.
SHORT DISPROPORTIONATE CHICK
So we were in the practice room with 'Michelle,' Jake, Sun-Min, and Yuni. (Me and SDC too. duhh haha.) Mkay. So pretty much...she CAN'T play our piece. Like at all. And Michelle was getting soooo pissed off, it was priceless. And of course SDC (whoa, almost used her real name haha. again...) was getting hella frustrated at her. And of course THAT frustration radiated toward everyone else in the tiny room, mainly toward me and Michelle the worst. So I don't even know...how it started. But like...her face was all red and blotchy and she had huge puffy bags under her eyes. And this was our conversation:
SDC: like my nice eyeshadow down here?
Melly!: uh...eye shadow goes on your eyelid.
SDC: OH MY GOD I KNOW!!! people in third period (didn't even HAVE that class today) made me cry!! LOSER!!!!!!
Melly!: *repositions so my body is facing her and it's like I'm saying exCUSE me?!* uh. ha. LOSER?!
SDC: yeah.
Melly!: oh my god. I'm f*ck*ng done with you. I'm SO done with you.
SDC: yeah?! i'm done with you too!!
And it just went on and on. It was PRICELESS. holy hell. And so when we came back out to play for Mr. BRM, Michelle and I looked at each other and I did that whole gun in the mouth thing because of SDC, and SDC looked! But she didn't know it was because of her, so she laughed ahahaha. But I was like '...what are you laughing at?' and she was like 'oh I just thought of something.' and I said 'okay?' and she was like 'it's none of your business!!!'

........I said okay. Not 'what did you think of?'. Jesus.
Ugh. OH!!!!!!!! So mine and Alicia's group is the only one without 4 people in it. Tiffany makes the third one, but guess who doesn't even HAVE a group?

Short.
Disproportionate.
Chick.

Yeah. I know.
OH and she's the only girl who doesn't have a group.
So me and Alicia are screwed for the Ellensburg trip.

I'm gonna go take deep calming breaths.
~mel~

P.S. is anyone else FREEZING?! God I need snow to come, or I'll be pissed. All this cold-ness for nothing. AHHHHH SKIING SOON!!!!!!!!

NUMBER 17

2008-12-06T18:33:00.000-08:00

Today's whole blog is dedicated to the WHOLE James family. And yes, I used their real names. I don't think they deserve any better. Plus, they'll like the attention, the bastards. K here we go.

The James Family.

You're douches. To put it lightly, honestly. God...k I'm going to tell my readers what they're doing this year.

K one sec this center align is bugging me haha, and I'm too lazy to highlight this and press right align...or is it left align...we'll find out!!

IT'S LEFT ALIGN! Haha, anyways. So my older brother wanted to have a halloween party this year, since it's the last year all his friends are going to be together. My mom was frantic trying to get everything sorted out and decorated, so she blogged about how she needed a fairy god mother to make it all happen. (And mosey sorry I really just have to vent about this. You have nooo idea.) And Heather, the mother [keep in mind: I have HATED. this family since forever, like holy hell. SOOO much.] she texts my mom saying 'I'm your fairy god mother. What do you need, I'll do it.' So my mom was like okay, thats really nice. So she gives Heather MORE than enough money to get the decorations done. And thanks her SO much more than anyone ever should thank that f*cken whore. Anyway. Only Heather and her mom were supposed to go into our house. But later, my younger brother texted my mom saying 'Why are the James's at our house?' and my mom never told him about it, so she thought maybe he saw their car on our driveway (we were living with my dad at the time) Mmmkay. So she tells him. And then...he texts her saying 'WHY IS EMMA IN MY ROOM?!?' (emma james. bitch. not even going to block out a vowel for that one, sorry mosey.) This started this whole thing where Heather says she was just kidding, she wasn't in his room. My mom got home, and there was a wad of that fake spider web on ben's bed.

YEAH. A JOKE.

And the reason why I've always hated this family with a passion is that they never DON'T get what they want. They always do. They make a huge show about showing people around them how they won't get whatever they want. Yet we always know they do.

And Emma did something unforgivable...and totally embarrassing so I can't exactly say what it is. But it starts with her being jealous about me being so thin and fit. Not even kidding. She's...uhm...let's just say the opposite of me.

ha.

UGH.

But yes, thank you James family, for being hoe bags. Every last one of you.

~mel~

NUMBER 16

2008-12-03T16:02:00.000-08:00

DUDEEEEEEEEEE!!! K lets do this.
SHORT DISPROPORTIONATE CHICK
Funniest thing in orchestra today. Holy fricken HELL. Oh my god, k so I went to the nurse for the first...half? Of orchestra, I couldn't breathe. Haha, which is usually a bad thing. So when I get in, Mr. BRM tells me to go to the practice room where 'Michelle,' SDC, and Sun-min were. I was like 'oh. This should be oodles of fun.' IT FRICKEN WAS MAN. Holy helllllllllll. So my older brother needed to borrow my violin, so I just had to watch those three play. And so Sunmin is from Korea, and doesn't speak English very well. When they stopped playing, SDC just started totally talking and never stopping, I can't remember what it was about. But Sun-min was like 'I wish I talk English that fast.' and we totally CRACKED THE HELL UP. like ALL of us!! BUT THEN!!! SDC kept going on! She was like this:

'oh i know! you should see me on caffeine, when i'm on caffeine i'm like through the roof! its so funny, my parents are like whoaaa. dude i text faster than i talk! isnt that insane? my parents took away my phone cuz i scared them...'

No one in their right minds will ever WANT to see SDC on caffeine. Okay, maybe me, just to get a laugh out of it. But other than that!! Actually...I think they should sell tickets to see that! Dudeee. And SDC came up to me during lunch and now apparently she's lactose intolerant. Somehow. Ha. 'Cause she drank a glass of milk. And her stomach hurts...
Ahem. *Awkward Cough*
But anyways, it was so freaking funny. It would've been easier to get the funny-ness if you were there hahaha you SHOULD have been there! Holy dudeee.
I think thats all...other than my dad b*tching about me doing my stupid medicine that doesn't do sh*t for me. But ya know. Oh, and how I should do things he says while I'm driving. Even though they have nothing to do with me LEARNING how to drive. Like I was driving. And ONE SECOND. not exaggerating. One second before I passed my little brother walking home from school, he told me to pull up behind him. I couldn't. So I told him that, and kept driving. When we got home, he got pissed at me. 'I had this same problem with William, when I tell you to do something, do it. Okay?' ..............................................................................Yeah. Ugh.

Anyways. I think that's allllll =]
Loveee,
~mel~

NUMBER 15

2008-12-02T16:38:00.000-08:00

Ahhh. My tummy hurts mucho. But hola! I am listening to my iPod on shuffle, and now I shall begin venting. Yay!
SHORT DISPROPORTIONATE CHICK
UGH so she IS my freaking stand partner for solo ensemble! WHY?!?! Mr. BRM hates me, that's why. But the second violins for our piece went into the practice room (the seconds include: SDC, Michelle, Me, Jake, Sun-Min, and Yuni. The last 4 aren't changed names haha.) and we were like SO super close together. And me and Michelle are goofing off talking about...weird stuff? I can't remember. But anyways, I look over, and SDC was doing Plié's!!!!! For you who don't know ballet terms, those are when you cross your ankles, and bend your knees. SHE WAS DOING THOSE. So this is our conversation.
Me: *stares at her questioningly* having fun?
Her: oh, yeah, if I don't do these, I'm gonna get injured today.
Me: .....really? how...?
Her: I injured my knee this weekend.
...............yeah. Uh-huh. Sureee. She was doing that while sitting though, except extending her knee. Then she explained her 'situation' to everyone around her. I was just like. Uhmm wow. Oh and in the practice room, she asked me and Michelle 'How do you guys stay so skinny yet are able to eat?' Michelle was like 'EXTREMELY fast metabolism, and athletics. I run.' And SDC was like 'really?? Who do you run with? I run with B. Hagen.' YEAH F*CKEN RIGHT MAN. Then she went on and on saying how B. never talks...so he's shy. Is that a bad thing? I'm shy sometimes. People just need to get to know me. But seriously....

I'm not even kidding--I wanted to CRACK UP. Oh my GOD. Because if you know who I'm talking about when I say SDC...you'd agree she doesn't look like the type who runs. Especially with B. Honestly...Ugh. Funny day today. Very funnyyy. Holy mannn.

HAHAHAHA dude so I have a story!!!
So I asked Michelle if I can get tylenol from my backpack 'cause it felt like my head was going to explode in on itself haha. So she lets me go, and I had to go into the music room hall to get a drink of water, and some of the band was in there and there was this guy who was standing beside the water fountain, and I was like 'oh, sorry I need to get to the water fountain.' and he was like 'oh i'm sorry' and backed off. Kathryn was sitting there with her friend and she was like 'Oh my god Melanie, your boots are so cute! I love your hat! You're so cute today!' And I was like 'aw thanks!' and her friend was like 'dude your shoes are SO cute.' and I thanked her too. And Kathryn was like 'You look like an Eskimo gogo dancer!' ('cause my boots are silver and my hat is all furry and big hahaha) and I was like 'oh...thanks! I think thats a good thing.' and laughed, and when I was almost back to the orchestra room I heard 'I think it's sexy!!' From the guy!!!! HAHAHAHAHAH it totally made my day it was soooooooooo funny. OH man.

If you haven't noticed, my life is just a never-ending 'you had to be there' moment.

Okayyy I shall go now!
På gensyn imorgen! (See you tomorrow!)
~mel~

NUMBER 14

2008-12-01T15:32:00.000-08:00

UGH WHAT'S WITH PEOPLE NOT BEING AS ANNOYING AS USUAL?! .......did they read my blog......

...nah.
Hmmm. But today SDC was like in orchestra 'Oh, I'm...gonna need more help on my chemistry from you at lunch...' So first of all, all we're doing in class is that damn pre-lab...? And second of all she never showed up for lunch hahaha. Oh mannn. And also Mr. BRM was like...talking about vibrato and then we practiced a piece and he stopped us and glared at me saying 'we were practicing vibrato. USE IT.'

f*ckin dyke. I hope he dies.
=[
Anyways...I think thats pretty much as annoying as it was today. "/ Very lame...dude so excited for tomorrow though, 1st of all: no math or chemistry! That means a light backpack!!! 2nd of all: aebleskivers for my history class!! Those, fyi, are buttermilk pancake balls covered in sugar then dipped in syrup, then dipped in sugar again. THE most amazing food EVER. Holy jeez, they're seriously deliciousss. Ah man. =] 3rd of all: we're starting to watch 'It's a Wonderful Life' in English tomorrow!! CHRISTMAS IS SOON!!!
I love the feeling of Christmas, it's just all cozy. Well...hopefully Christmas hasn't changed much since the divorce...f*ck. Now I'm depressed...
Oh, I can vent about how sucky last year's Christmas was.
**keep in mind my parents FILED for divorce in november LAST year, but didn't tell us until January 5, so we still have no clue. But my dad had been sleeping on the damn couch for months so I don't see how I couldn't have guessed. But anyways.**

Everything seemed forced. Okay no. Everything WAS forced.

The 'smiles,' 'laughs'...

...everything "/

Actually, there are really no words to fully describe it. It was HORRIBLE.

It makes me want to cry just remembering our last Christmas together.

God damn it.

I'm gonna go now, 'cause:

1. I don't like complaining (I know, I still do it a lot. And I'm sorry)

2. I hate remembering this. But ya know. It's kind of tough to forget something like that.

Bye...

mel.

NUMBER 13

2008-11-30T17:47:00.000-08:00

OHEMGEE.
It's been FOREVER! How was everyone's Thanksgiving?! Mine was good. Different, but good. I ate like nothing--absolutely disappointed in myself. But dude this weekend was so freaking bomb hahaha. I'd rather not go into details...but I'll leave it at having a total of three energy drinks in a day...DIFFERENT energy drinks...
Oh dear.
OHHHHHHHHH.
So we went to the mall yesterday. And I ran into 'Kookoo''s best friend and his girlfriend. They looked pissed at me...like wayyy way pissed. I tried to smile at them. But they just looked away. I went to Bothell's homecoming with them! WHAT THE HELL. Whatever. Sooo done with him and his lovely friends. Well it's been a four day weekend, there has honestly been NOTHING to talk about...hmm. I think I'll go now...Hahaha, sorry. I'm bored and I want to make bacon. =]

LOVE BACON
~mel~

NUMBER 12 [not a bash!!]

2008-11-25T20:48:00.000-08:00

Mmhmm thats right people, this is gonna be a nice blog! K, not really nice but like...normal. Haha. Mainly because it's Thanksgiving tomorrow and I want to like...not be mean? =] Haha, but oh man. SDC today...hahaha. Anyways. So about this stupid weather!

IF IT'S GONNA BE SUNNY, IT SHOULD BE WARM.

IF IT'S GONNA BE COLD, IT SHOULD SNOW.

Seriously...k so ski season needs to happen. Like NOW. Holy jeez, I miss skiing so much. The last time my dad and brothers went skiing was last year and the only reason why I couldn't go was my asthma haha. And like I said, that was the last time they went--and they went to CRYSTAL FREAKING MOUNTAIN. I love that place!!! UGH. So I'm more than ready for this season to start. So insanely excited. LOVE skiing. Best feeling evaaa. Of course I told you that in 'Facts About Me.' Sha! Dudeee. Ah.

And at the cabin my dad gets in Whistler there's a hot tub! WOO I get to wear my swim suit when it's like negative a billion degrees outside and not be cold!!! ROCK on. Ahhh.

WOW. I just found a...

'Star Trek Three-Dimensional Hologram Keyring!' NO FRICKEN WAY MAN. Hahaha, my dad likes star trek a little TOO much...ugh. HAHAHA oh the back of the wrapper it says this:

Romulan Bird of Prey

The "Bird of Prey" has a cloaking device

which can render the ship invisible, and

a powerful plasma energy weapon.

Klingon Battle Cruiser

The Klingon Battle Cruiser, a feared symbol

of military power in the 23rd century, made

its first appearance on Stardate 4372.5

Wow, they get WAY too carried away. Hahaha, I mean I won't lie, I like the older Star Treks, but the recent ones...no. Not at all. They don't have that feeling of like...idk I just love the feeling of the old ones hahaha so lame and cheesy but still freaking BOMB. The new ones try too hard. Like yeahhh. Haha.

Hummm, Altså selv om jer kan ikke afgøre , Jeg er lige SKAM bære. Jeg er aflytning hen til Every Avenue, Jeg elske indeværende sporgruppe! Jeg ville gerne holde mig dukke nemlig en gang selv om , skam skidt. Det er al strålende! Men iskold kold.

ENGLISH!!!!!

So if you can't tell, I'm like REALLY bored. I'm listening to Every Avenue, I love this band! I want to take my puppy for a walk though, really badly. It's all sunny! But freezing cold.

Hahaha, sorry I want to practice my Dansk. Danish, whatever works for you haha. DUDE I JUST FOUND A DANISH BAND!!! Hahaha, they're called Volbeat, and they're like....intense! They say mother f*ckin!!! JEEZ. Dude. That is funny. I always pictured Dansk people as like all proper and stuff hahaha.

It's Denmark's capitol! Copenhagen! Hahaha, pronounced 'Open-oggen' hahaha. So pretty. AH. Anyways. I'm gonna go, I may write more lataaa!

~mel~

NUMBER 11

2008-11-25T15:49:00.001-08:00

My family is pissing me off.
Mainly my 'lovely' little brother and 'caring' father.
But I can't vent about them because now my mother reads this apparently.
Well, I CAN vent about my father, since they're divorced (hate hate hate.) but I don't want to 'cause he helped make me hahaha.

Hate.

Anyways.
SHORT DISPROPORTIONATE CHICK
So it was pretty weird. Every time I saw her, literally EVERY time, she was like grasping her stomach. Maybe her spleen exploded now! Dudeee. But I forgot to tell you, when she ate lunch with us that last time, yesterday...I think...yeah. Yesterday. She asked to have like one of Alicia's chips, and her hand was shaking like CRAZY. So THAT was weird. It was way creepy too. I was like...uh. SDC...yeah. I can't tell ya if she was faking or not, but honestly I don't think so. So who knows. Hmmm. OH. And in orchestra, when we were packing up, she kept hitting my head with her bow. The third time she did it I turned around and she was like 'Oh, sorry, I'm just putting away my stuff. I didn't realize I was going like *cue over-exaggerated imitation of what she was actually doing*' I just turned around. It definitely didn't help my migraine at all.
Ughhhh and she came up to me during lunch TODAY and said something SO FRICKEN FAST I didn't catch it AT ALL. Like she came up to me and was like:
'alkdjf;aljkdfl;!!! a;ljkdaf?'
And she walked away. I was like whoa hey. Calm. Down. Nowww. But of course she had already ditched haha.
Just wowww.
Hmmm....
MICHELLE
Okay, seriously. Stop being mad at..let's change his name to Tom haha. He's seriously like really broken up about this, he didn't mean to hurt you. Or whatever he did. Come ON. It was a joke, and he apologized for whatever he did. You're being a b*tch, and honestly you COULD just ignore him when he makes sex jokes or something. Come on, you used to LIKE like him. SERIOUSLYYY.
bOtCh.
CHEMISTRY PROJECT
STUPID STUPID STUPID! Haha, jeez it takes like FOREVER just to get the damn STORYBOARD done. Like the whole class period! WHAT the HELLo kitty?!?! Now I have to finish the actual flippy-ness, then color them. And THEN Artur has to do the macroscopic part in class tomorrow, then color THAT! Butt project. Gr.
Acid rain...is DUMB.

Grrr. I think that's all...
Yes. That is all.
Thanks
~mel~
P.S. Sorry I still have a killer migraine so it's pretty much eating my brain.
It rhymes!

NUMBER 10.5 [mellys review on the top 20 music in rhapsody]

2008-11-24T15:51:00.000-08:00

MKAY. So here goes!! By the way, these are just my opinions.

1. Beyonce --- uhhh...I don't think she deserves to be number one, but pretty good. Not my type of music, but she has a huge range. So thats good I guess. Haha. GOOD SONGS: Deja Vu, Crazy in Love, Naughty Girl
2. Nickelback --- Pretty good also, but some of their songs make me sad =[ Some are WAY funny though, like seriously OH MAN. GOOD SONGS: Animals, Side of a Bullet, Savin' Me, Rock Star
3. Taylor Swift --- Bugs the hell out of me. I'm sorry, like she's way pretty, but she got old after a while. Her songs have really good stories though, and I really like her music videos. GOOD SONGS: Our Song, Teardrops on my Guitar, Love Story (video is adorable)
4. Coldplay --- Hmmm...they're okayyy...I really like though how they have a huge variation of songs, they're all so different. But sometimes it gets old way fast. GOOD SONGS: Viva La Vida, Clocks, Violet Hill
5. David Cook --- I don't like your head hahaha it's odd shaped. But your music is way cool, congrats on winning American Idol. I kinda liked David A. better, but you're definitely insanely talented. I don't really know his songs very well though "/
6. T.I. --- LOVE THE NEW SONG with Rhianna. Oh my god. I love it!! GOOD SONGS: Live Your Life (one of my new favorites.) Whatever You Like
7. Dido --- DUDE I was a huge Dido fan like a couple years ago, mostly because of the song White Flag.
8. Pink --- Yeah, MAN!!! Rock on. I remember your very first CD, actually I have it...haha. GOOD SONGS: Stupid Girls, So What, Dear Diary
9. Jack Johnson --- Not exactly my style, but his music is way upbeat and fun. GOOD SONGS: Better Together, Sitting, Waiting, Wishing
10. Lady GaGa --- Oh man, huge fan of Lady GaGa. I definitely dance to all of her songs haha, they should definitely be played in like every club imaginable. GOOD SONGS: Just Dance, Starstruck
11. Enya --- Ah, my older brother was OBSESSED WITH ENYA. It's not hard to be, she has an amazing voice, seriously. GOOD SONGS: A Day Without Rain, Wild Child, Flora's Secret
12. Jason Mraz --- LOVE HIM. hands down. Me and Alicia need to go see him. SERIOUSLY. His songs are so sweet and relatible. GOOD SONGS: I'm Your's, Lucky, Make it Mine
13. Rihanna --- Ohhh dude. I used to be annoyed by Rihanna, because every other song: she'd be in it! But now that she's broken off, she is seriously amazing. GOOD SONGS: Disturbia, Don't Stop the Music, Hate That I Love You
14. Lil Wayne --- HAHA DUDE! I love only a couple of his songs, not a HUGE fan of rap, but dude he totally made life with: GOOD SONGS: Lollipop, A Milli
15. John Mayer --- Still, not a huge fan, but his voice is really unique and different, and I guess that's the main reason why I somewhat like him. GOOD SONGS: Dreaming With A Broken Heart, Daughters
16. Linkin Park --- LOVE THEM!!! They are amazing. I love every single one of their songs, seriously they're just ahhh =]
17. Kanye West --- Could be kinda cocky, but I think that just adds to how...idk the word. How indifferent he is? I think thats a good word. GOOD SONGS: Love Lockdown, Stronger
18. The Rolling Stones --- Mick Jagger! Rock ON! Although my mom calls you a mummy (hahaha) I have to give you props, man. No kidding, you're awesome. GOOD SONGS: Paint it Black, You Can't Always Get What You Want
19. Pink Floyd --- Sadly enough, and I understand that this band is like insanely popular, I've barely like heard any of their songs =[ I'm sorry Pink Floyd fans!!!
20. Elvis Presley --- DUDEEE!!! Love elvis! ELVIS RHYMES WITH PELVIS! K i'm done. Hahaha, but dude, I have like so many Elvis Presley songs on my iPod. GOOD SONGS: Burning Love, A Little Less Conversation, Hound Dog

NOW. Here would be MY top 20!!!
1. Every Avenue --- Between You And I
2. We The Kings --- This is Our Town
3. Imogen Heap --- Just For Now
4. Metro Station --- Control
5. Angels and Airwaves --- The Adventure
6. The Rocket Summer --- So Much Love
7. Paramore --- I caught Myself
8. Cute is What We Aim For --- Practice Makes Perfect
9. The Academy Is... --- Wow, I can Get Sexual, Too
10. All Time Low --- Dear Maria, Count Me In
11. Anberlin --- Godspeed
12. Basshunter --- All I Ever Wanted
13. Dashboard Confessional --- Stolen
14. Seether --- Broken
15. Saving Abel --- Addicted
16. Disturbed --- Indestructible
17. Cobra Starship --- Bring It (Snakes on a Plane)
18. Sum 41 --- In Too Deep
19. Fall Out Boy --- I Don't Care
20. Blink-182 --- First Date

DOMINATE. Haha, some of those are kind of random, but they're all way good. I like the rock-techno genres. Like A LOT. =] So sha! See ya tomorrow, guys!

~mel~

NUMBER 10

2008-11-24T14:48:00.000-08:00

DUDE!!!! 10 Blog posts! Well...like twelve actually but 10! haha WOO! This calls for confetti!!
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That took a long time. Hahaha so you better appreciate the dam* confetti!! Haha, totally kidding. It only took like 2 minutes. So ANYways! ON TO VENTING.........
mkay.
SHORT DISPROPORTIONATE CHICK
Oh my GODDDDD. Okay, so in chemistry she asked to borrow notes from my comp book. So I was like oh, okay, my partner is finishing his test so you can borrow it super fast. And she was like 'oh no, I'll just sit with you at lunch and take them.' in my mind: F*CK FU*K FUC* *UCK. WHYYYY did I invite her to sit with us that one day from the field trip. God I'm stupid, I knew that was going to happen. Anyways. She continued, 'yeah, all my friends are in full IB and that's pretty much all they talk about, full IB this, full IB that...' blah blah blah. I spaced out after that. So she left, and I was like 'great.' And then Artur comes over and was like 'was she just talking to you?!' hahaha, oh goddd. She...yeah.
Bleh.
So at lunch! Alicia looked past me and was like 'here she comes here she comes!' and I was like 'WHERE IS SHE. WHERE IS SHE.' Right when she was behind me. I was like. Oh...oops. Ha, it was so awkward. She dropped her stuff off, went to the counselors office, and came back. I was like ha. k? Lol, and she just kept trying to make conversation, sometimes about my chilli. Oh, by the way, I was like 'DARN! I need to go microwave this. Lameee...' I was being sarcastic. Haha, and Derek was like 'I'm gonna go buy food.' And so that WOULD have left Alicia alone with her...but she was like 'Derek do you have money?' Hahahahaha oh my goddd. So we all ditched SDC for food. Pretty g. We're so nice!! Hmmm...I think thats all...OH!
ALICE
IS IN MEXICO!!!!!!!!!!!
HALLELUJAH!!!
Dude. Yes.
MR. BALD RAT MAN
Holy crap. K, so we were playing and then we stopped and I seriously couldn't breathe. So I raised my hand to ask if I can get my inhaler right? He looked straight at me. Like in my eyes. And he said 'Ready?' And started us playing again. K so what happens if I died or something? Like SERIOUSLY. That man...God. I love how he hates me, honestly, it's so %$#=ing entertaining. But I could BARELY breathe. I was like uh it'll take me 30 seconds to walk to my backpack. 5 seconds to get my inhaler out. 30 seconds to take it. And 30 seconds to walk back to my seat. OoO But we mustn't use up 2 minutes and 5 seconds of precious class time 'unproductively!'
MoFo.
Mkay, next blog I'm going to make a list of what I think of the top 20 artists on rhapsody music! WOO! Something new! Haha.
Loves,
~mel~

NUMBER 9

2008-11-23T13:07:00.000-08:00

OKAY! I'm awake now. I slept in till noon haha love the weekends. Okay, so about yesterday. UGH...Alice time.
ALICE
Okay. Jig is up, b*tch. Last night proved it all. Sorry, but you are...unbelievable. No joke, you have to stop. So readers, let's list the ways 'Alice' pissed everyone off last night.
1. So I told everyone that I'm going to Mexico this spring break. She was like. '...Mel? I'm going too! Where in Mexico?' me: 'Cancun.' her: 'oh my god me too!'
.....uh...k first of all, she's going THIS WEEK. on a MISSION TRIP. How can she afford to go Spring break too? I mean I know some people can. But she can't even afford unlimited texting. OH which leads to number 2!
2. She never stops b*tching and complaining about her mom not letting her get unlimited texting. And about how she had JUST convinced her dad to get her a new phone AND unlimited texting, but then he got laid off.
Not our problem, Alice. Sorry.
3. We got coffee last night so we wouldn't get tired during the movie, and Alicia and Shabnam wouldn't let me get a venti. But we got a venti to SHARE AMONG THE THREE OF US. As in Alice, Shabnam, and me. I got two drinks. Out of the whole God damn venti. The rest went to them. I was like...yeah. That pissed me off. So much.
4. In the actual theater, the seating went: Derek, Alicia, Mel, Shabnam, Alice. And Alicia and Shabnam AND Alice wanted to sit by me. But obviously I didn't want to return the favor to Alice. Haha. So clearly Alice was pissed. But when we were all talking Alice was like STARING at Shabnam. I was like...like I SAW her in the corner of my eye! It was THAT obvious! It was so effing creepy, seriously. Me and Shabnam left to get candy and popcorn and sh*t and Alicia texted me saying Alice was trying to make it so she sat by me. So pretty much she was trying to steal Shabnam's seat. I told her no. Seats are permanent. Haha.
UGHHHHHHHHHHHHHH. It's kinda sad she didn't have anyone else to go to see Twilight with, but come on. Seriously. Holy hell.

TWILIGHT!!!!!!!!!!!!

OHMYGOD. OHMYGOD. OHMYGOD.

Definitely new favorite movie. I'm still a huge fan of scary things. Haha, but oh my god. Edward = fictional husband. DIBS. Hahaha. Oh man. The movie was amazing. Like it all fit together. I mean, sometimes it skipped and changed key parts from the books, and that bugs me a lot. But it got the plot down pat. Hehe that was fun to say. Plot down pat Plot down pat Plot down pat. Oh God, K i'm done. Haha. Ugh. So apparently we have to go to the library...? And my mom's. And there's probably not going to be anything from TODAY to blog about. Dumb Sunday. Haha, but text me if ya want. If you don't have my number===> ask. Haha, it's not difficult. Just don't be a creepy stalker person.

Peace and love,

~mel~

P.S. I definitely didn't mean to make it sound like I'm a hippie haha.

NUMBER 8

2008-11-22T23:51:00.000-08:00

Sooo this is gonna be way quick. 'Cause I'm tired and it's almost midnight haha, I just have Alice to vent about.
ALICE
So we go to the movies tonight. To see Twilight.
Actually no it's a hella long story and I seriously am so tired lol. I'm being Artur's caffeine right now. OH READY??? He gave me a quote about SDC!!
What is life if SDC isn't there to make you wish you were dead? That quote definitely made my day. So true. Haha. Oh, besides the movie. Holy man. F*cken AMAZING. Ah. anyway. I'm way tired, and my job of caffeine giver is over. Haha, time to get to sleep. Night everyone, I'll definitely write about today...tomorrow. Haha.
Night.
~mel~

NUMBER 7

2008-11-21T15:21:00.000-08:00

I am angry!!! I shall tell you why.
SHORT DISPROPORTIONATE CHICK
So Alicia and I were planning on sitting by her on the bus so we can just listen to her talk and talk and talk hahaha. But of course she didn't come!! SO DISAPPOINTED. Hahaha I almost said 'SO DISPROPORTIONATE.'
Oh man. But we got back in time for lunch, and when we sat with Derek, I look over down the office hallway and there was SDC doing her homework. So I went over and asked her why she didn't come on the field trip with us and she was just like 'ugh i totally failed my math test and my mom got fu*ken pissed at me and told me I couldn't go...' and she kept going hahaha so I was like 'hey, wanna sit and eat lunch with us?' and she was acting so excited she was like 'oh sure! yay!' it was kinda depressing...haha. But when she was there, he kept leaning over to Alicia and whispering to her 'oh my god he's so cute! i'm so jealous!' I was just like......uh you're not supposed to do that, dear. Like wow. Ah, and we left Derek with her to go to the bathroom hahaha he was so pissed. I looked behind us as we were leaving and he was totally glaring at her, and then I saw her turn to him and start talking and his face was like a fake smile hahaha. Derek I'm really sorry! I understand. Haha.
MR. BALD RAT MAN
So we were just getting to Bothell, and we were waiting outside NPAC, 'cause he wanted to talk to us about the rules. And he just kept going on and on, and at one point he was like 'you need to actually listen to me than pretend to be listening and just stare at us blankly with your stupid little eyes.' I was like......UH WHAT DID YOU JUST SAY?! instead, I just said 'wow. f*cker.' kind of under my breath ish, but it came out a little louder than I planned, and my fiance Emily (lol) laughed and he was totally like 'that's exactly what I'm talking about Emily!' It just...wow. He has a really bad temper. Hahaha.
Also, on the way to Safeway for lunch, and mind you we only had ONE BUS for TWO ORCHESTRAS, we ran outta seats like really fast. HE HAD TO SIT NEXT TO ME, and I was already sitting next to Alicia!!! WE WERE TOUCHING. oh my god. I wanted to jump out the window. 'Cause we went on one of those off ramps that turn really hard like in a circle and I was going INTO MR. BRM. oh goddd. I wanted to explode. Ugh.

But today was very eventful, hahaha I got one of those spraying cans of whipped cream for lunch, and Alex took it and tried to spray it but you're supposed to tip it upside down to actually get whipped cream, but he tipped it only horizontally! So he got like chunks of whipped cream and the rest was air, and he didn't want to swallow the aerosol or whatever so he totally EXPLODED whipped cream like ALL OVER. Mostly on Alicia hahaha. It was the funniest thing EVER. Then we talked about teachers we think are secretly gay. Haha. It was so freaking funny. Oh man.
Today...hahahaha can definitely not be described in only one word, that's for sure.
~mel~

NUMBER 6.5 [Facts about me!]

2008-11-21T14:28:00.001-08:00

So I'm gonna tell you some awesome facts about me! Kinda random. But sha! I thought you might want to know more about me other than I have colorful language and apparently insane blogging skills. Haha. Let's start with...

My name: Melanie Johnson. Hate my last name...lol. My initials are Michael Jackson's. "/
Birthday: April 27, I'm 16
I really really REALLY love making new friends, especially on field trips with Alicia!!
I love skiing, it's pretty much my life. And when I can't go, I get sad =[ Going to whistler this december!!
I'm going to Mexico for Spring Break, I can't freakin WAIT!!!
I've never ever been out of this country.
jeg indtale Dansk , fordi jeg er Dansk [i speak Danish, because i AM Danish] [and Danish people don't come from Danishland, they come from Denmark. haha.]
I have two brothers, older and younger. I'm in the middle...it's way lame.
My parents are divorced, I've never ever been through more hell in my life.
I've had pneumonia several times, all times I've gone to the hospital for more than 2 days.
I have asthma and I kinda like it because it gives me an excuse to walk in P.E. hahaha. But I also hate it. Because I really do want to do what other people can. I feel way limited and I honestly hate that feeling. I have nooo idea what it feels like to breathe clearly.
I've played softball since like second grade, but last year I had to quit BECAUSE of my asthma. Ha. A week after I quit I had to go to the hospital. WOO. yeah. Ugh. Haha.
My friends mean more to me than anything in the world--they help me get through life and they're amazing. Thanks guys. =]
I LOVEEE Monster Energy Drinks. Like...jeez. Today I had three. With a Venti Caramel Macchiato. NEVER EVER doing that again. Haha, right now my stomach feels like it might eat itself so it's not good haha.
Texting is my second addiction. It's pretty bad. But I can't NOT text.
I love living in Seattle, the weather is absolutely perfect. Summer is sunny and amazing, Winter is snowy and gorgeous, Fall--the leaves are insane, Spring--everything is perfect. LOVE IT.
I love wearing hats, there are so many different ones and it's mucho fun. I have one with a fox face on it and it's orange and it has ears sticking up!
I love scary movies!
Music...who can live without it? Seriously. Music gets me through bad times.
I dye my hair purple, well not all of it. Just streaks. But i'm going to stop now and get colorful hair extensions--I'm sick of my hair turning white! My doctor thought I was going gray already haha.
I don't eat eggs. Haha. Never, they just never seemed appealing to me.
My favorite music is from: Imogen Heap, Every Avenue, We The Kings, Saving Abel, The Rocket Summer, Paramore...ah lots more. music is just amazing.
I have a scar on my back...f*cken hate it. Everyone says it's not bad, but I do. Like holy crap I hate it.
I have a scar on my thumb! WOO!
I am in love with the Twilight books--mostly because of Edward. Actually it IS because of Edward. Haha.
I'm 5'5" domination!
I have majorly blue eyes. Haha, I call them alien eyes 'cause if I take away all the color in a picture except my eye color they're like this blue it's pretty G. haha. I don't like them.
I love makeup. Like ohmyjeez, I invent like so many things to do with makeup lol, like I put chapstick on my eyelids (i know it's weird shut up haha) and then I put loose sparkles on them, and the chapstick holds them there haha.
I am in love with colored skinny jeans.
I draw on my pants, I believe it is like the best way to express myself (besides blogging of course haha)
I have a puppy named Teetu, he is almost six months old and he's a golden retriever. I love him!!! He's my baby =]
I also have seven other pets.
I have no idea what I want to do when I graduate. I also have no idea what I'm going to major in. I think photography, I absolutely love photography.
If you go bungee jumping with me, even if it's the I-5 sky dive at wild waves...you'll be my best friend. No joke, I went with my dad and friend Andi it was the GREATEST THING EVER.
One of my goals in life is to go sky diving, like outside a plane. Haha, yes, I'm a daredevil.
I love it when it rains, it's really pretty. AND fun to dance in!! Haha. I love jogging in the rain, too. The air is so clear haha.
When I go skiing, I tend to go way too fast. My dad keeps telling me that I have to learn control first, but I can honestly tell you that I'm the best ski-er in my family. Besides my dad haha. I seriously can't picture my life without skiing.
I can ski on one ski!! BOMBSAUCE. but only if it's on my right leg, I can't only ski on my left. Tried, didn't work at all. Haha. I crashed, and it hurt. BAD. Haha.
I am a nice person, I know this. Lol, I just get angry when people don't return the respect. Or when people are annoying.
I have silver boots! Hahaa
I loveeee margaritas. Lol. Virgin, though...duh... ;] or so I say... haha
I have a pool at my dad's house, but I feel like it's gotten less popular with my family in the past couple years, I think it's because we swam so much over summers for like five years haha.
I am probably one of the most random people you may ever meet. Hahaha love it.

uh........that's probably it...yeah! =] And that my friends, equals Melanie M. Johnson.
(See Next Blog Down for Venting-ness!)

NUMBER 6

2008-11-20T14:44:00.000-08:00

Holy mannn. I just got done playing with my pug, Rosey hahaha, if you ever come over to my mom's house RIGHT after dinner and after I take her out, it is so funny she goes INSANE. Oh mannn. So funny. Anyways. I have....Mr. Bald Rat Man to talk about, Short Disproportionate Chick, and Alice.
I think thats all...and my goal today is not to swear! Maybe cartoon swearing, and using *'s, but not like actually swearing! WOO! Let's see if I can do this.
MR. BALD RAT MAN
Okay, so tomorrow the orchestra has a field trip to Bothell to watch Central's orchestra practice or something, I don't know. (Sorry Artur, I'll be gone with SDC for fourth period!! =[ help me!) Anyways, I totally spaced today 'cause I was supposed to get the form signed by my third and fourth period teachers. So Alicia and I had to run from the band room allllll the way to the portables, allllll the way to room 811 just to get two signatures. Before lunch ended, we went to buy food and eat. I asked my ASL teacher if I can go to the bathroom, (I was actually going to turn in the permission to Mr. BRM, shhh haha) and she let me go. So I get to his office, and I gave him the form, but I said 'the thing is, the name on the back says 'SID,' and that's not my name.' he said: 'that actually means student ID number. so put your name and student number there.' I said 'Ohhh, okay sorry. Can I borrow a pencil super fast?' *he hands me a pencil very rudely* I put my name and ID on there, and gave both the pencil and paper to him. He said 'thank you. See you tomorrow.' and let me tell you, he sounded PISSED. Nooo joke. Like...wow. I was like okay, @$$. but I didn't actually say that. Haha. But seriously, he was a total jerk, and you'd think he would at least ACT nice. I hate that man. More than anyone could possibly understand. Like holy jeeeeeeez.
GR!
SHORT DISPROPORTIONATE CHICK
OH MY GODDD. So...we got new lab partners today.
You'll never guess who is at my lab table. Actually you could...
'Cause this section is kinda about her...
And I put her 'name' in blue, bold caps four lines up...
Yeah, it's true. So today was a lovely small little easy lab, and we, as always, had to wear goggles and aprons. So I get a see through one, and she got a black one. She was like 'aw, you got the fashiony one, I got an ugly one.'
FIRST OF ALL.
All lab attire is ugly. There's just no avoiding it.
SECOND OF ALL.
Pretty much everything she puts on can't look good, so she should be used to it.
Maybe that was a tad mean...
NAH. Haha. At lunch we kept seeing her walking back and forth through the uh...office foyer galleria thingy. Alicia wanted to talk to her again (hahaha so did I actually, it's the funniest sh*t ever.). So we waited for her to come out of the counselor's office again, and Alicia asked her what she was there for, and she was like,
'OH MY GOD. I keep looking for someone to T.A. for, but everyone says they already have one, and I've gone to like TEN TEACHERS, all say they don't need one. So I might have to stay in orchestra, even though it's, like, the hardest class in my schedule, seriously, I suck so bad.'
When she finally left, we totally cracked up and we all agreed that the only reason the teachers she goes to are saying they already have one is that no one wants her there, she'd be way too annoying and would never shut up. Hahaha
I seriously...hahaha oh goddd. Oh, as I mentioned above, I have to go on a field trip with the girl. I do believe tomorrow will be the day I mentally break down. Haha, on a bus with her. At a completely different school with her. OMG maybe she won't come! ...maybe. Cause she's been like bi*ching about quitting orchestra...she might not have gotten a chance to get that form signed. CROSS YOUR FINGERS FOR ME!!!
ALICE
So she's coming to the movies with us. Yeah. I know right. Soooo....... yeah. Ugh. I'm not too pleased. My mom was like. 'Do the right thing. I know you will.' =[

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GR. hey no swearing!!! WOO!!!!!!!!!!
See ya tomorrow guys!
~mel~

NUMBER 5

2008-11-19T14:23:00.000-08:00

TODAY WAS BOMB. As in it had a lot of things to talk about. Hahaha yay!! By the way, I'm naming these buy number 'cause...I'm only creative when I'm venting. Haha, I'll try to think up some good names maybe. I just thought this'd be easier for 'new readers'? lol. Let's gooo!

SHORT DISPROPORTIONATE CHICK

Holy cow. Mkay. So first off, in chemistry, she was like...getting up and sitting down. Getting up, and sitting down again. I was like...so you got run over...? Ugh. Anyways, she was talking to the teacher (Poor Mrs. R...) and apparently now her eyesight isn't good anymore!!! Another flaw in her already 'horrible' health history. The reason I know this is she sat like 3 feet away from the screen. And the teacher even put the blinds down so there was no glare. And she's been able to see it this whole school year, suddenly today her eyes went kaboom? I don't know. But also, in chemistry, toward the end of class, she looked back at the clock (it was about 11:36 or something around there.) and she had to GET UP and walk toward it like four feet to see it. And she read the actual time and pretty much announced to the class that she thought it was 11:27. I just rolled my eyes. 'Cause honestly?! Jeez. She...yeah. Ha. At lunch, and yes. There's more. Haha. So at lunch, Alicia, Michelle (real Michelle, not the one I write about haha) and I looked over and there she was, talking to like five boys and we saw her naming things off her fingers, and grabbing her stomach and arm...wow. So we spent like ten minutes trying to yell her name, YELL HER NAME. Like at the top of our lungs. She didn't hear us, so apparently her hearing is going away too. Hahaha. So we go over, because we wanted to start her talking to us hahaha this is our convo.

Alicia: we've been calling your name for forever and you didn't hear us. We had a point, but we can't remember it *laughs*

SDC: Oh, about orchestra??

Me: huh?

SDC: I got a note from the counselor yesterday so I can quit orchestra.

Me: what?! why?

SDC: 'Cause I'm having stomach problems.

...............................................*dramatic pause*

Alicia: your stomach doesn't have anything to do with playing though...

SDC: i know, but it's like.......

and I totally spaced out after that. I...seriously?! OH!!!

She showed us the note, and started complaining about what Mr. Bald Rat Man wrote on it: 'I think it's in SDC's best interest to see through this year.' That was the first time I actually cheered in my head for Mr. BRM. Hahaha, 'cause if she quit orchestra, I wouldn't have bomb stories to tell you guys!!! Well I'd still have chemistry. But orchestra and lunch man! Haha.

BUT WAIT!!! THERE'S EVEN MORE!!!!

So actually IN orchestra, toward the end of class, we were playing. And in the middle of the song, I heard Mr. BRM yell 'MELANIE! MELANIE! MELANIE!' but he was pointing in a completely different direction. I stopped playing and was like 'WHAT?!' And Willie, my older brother, laughed at me and said he was saying MELODY! So when we stopped playing, Alicia said she thought that's what he was saying too, but then SDC was like 'oh my god i know! I was like what?? what happened to Melanie??'

*awkward silence*

uhhh......Why do people do that? Try to like feel all 'included?' It bugs me, they're like butting in. Very vexing. (advanced word!!) Haha, so that was all of Short Disproportionate Chick's stories for today I believe.

ALICE

Ohhh God. K this one isn't funny. Well maybe a little. Haha. So in the morning on the way to first period, Alice was like 'So you're going to the Twilight movie on Saturday right?'

Me: ......yeah? why?

Alice: what time?

Me: uh...seven i think. why.

Alice: well i was wondering if I can come.

Me: uhm...I'll ask Shabnam, she's the main planner person.

Alice: okay, see ya.

So we go through class, and toward the end we had like ten minutes of talkage time. So Esther, Shabnam, Raleigh, and I were talking about how Alice is INSANELY annoying, and I told Shabnam that she wanted to come...but she...isn't my favorite person in the world. So after class, I was surprised to see that Alice like. Was WAITING for me outside my class, 'cause she knows that Shabnam was in my class. This is our convo this time:

Alice: did you ask her?

Me: yeah, but I think we're going to change times to sometime earlier

Alice: oh, okay but I thought you got your tickets?

Me: no? I said we were going to today. (We DID get our tickets hahaha)

Alice: ohhh, okay. Well when you figure out a time, message me on myspace, I don't have texts until the end of the month. *laughs* (suckerrr.)

OH MAN. So I'm definitely NOT going to message her on MySpace, or tell her the real time. Haha, I know it's mean. But I really hate it when people invite themselves to things. Well okay, I hate it when annoying people do. Like A LOT. Hahaha. Hmmm.......

MR. BALD RAT MAN

......sadly wasn't bad today =[ he was actually NICE to me!!! He said hi!!! WHAT THE %$#& IS HAPPENING?! Haha, and yes, I really AM trying to stop swearing so much. Let's see...anymore annoying-ness...? Hmmmmmm. 'Michelle'.......no...

OHMYGOD!!! new person new person new person!!!

Well, I've mentioned him before, but not really made a section about him. So here we go! RE-INTRODUCING:

INSIDE-OUT-SWEATER DUDE!!!

HAHAHA ohmygoodness. So this was funny. The violins had a like 12 measure rest, and Mr. BRM was singing along to the.....viola's part. And I-O-S Dude all of a sudden started singing what Mr. BRM was singing, except a billion times louder! EVERYONE looked at him, HAHAHAHA oh my goddd. No joke, it was the funniest thing EVER. And remember, he sits next to me. So of course it scares the hell out of me, I jumped like 2 inches off my seat. Oh man. There's something...mentally wrong with that boy. I hate to say it. But he seriously has these weird little spazzes and oh man. But yeahhh. Every day. Lol.

I think thats all for today...sad! Hahaha I totally found a picture that looks kinda like SDC, except it's a cartoon and the chick has a baby. Hahaha. Anyways. Totally man, I'll write more lata if I think of more.

Peace out!

~mel~

NUMBER 4

2008-11-18T14:20:00.000-08:00

YESSSSSSSSS new stuff!!! Let us begin. Let's see......who to start with. Hm.

SHORT DISPROPORTIONATE CHICK
Hahahaha okay. So. Today, I found out that she was in my solo/ensemble group. With like ten other kids. This, for people who don't know, is where a group or soloist performs a piece of music for judges and...get judged? Haha, and good people can go to state. I've never cared for it. Never. But this year is going to SUCK because you-know-who is in my group. So. We were in the practice room and my stomach was KILLING me, and 'Michelle' was the same. We both said that we didn't feel good, and SDC was like 'oh i know, I have that cold thats going around.' and i said 'well both our stomachs hurt.' and she was like 'oh! Mine too!!!' HAHAHA and me and 'Michelle' both look at each other like...ohmygod. She IS such a faker. Hahahaha oh mannn. That's not even ALL of today's adventures with her! Ah, so at lunch me, Alicia, and her boyfriend Derek were sitting in the office hall. We look and here comes SDC LIMPING down to the counselor's office. We all look at each other like ope, there she goes again. But when we kept looking into the window (we were already sitting like right under the counselor's office window), she was filling these papers out. So Derek tapped the glass trying to get her attention. Of course she didn't hear, she was too buried in and distracted with whatever papers she was filling out. So of course little rebellion Melanie here wanted to push the luck. Haha, so I tap the glass LOUDER. I duck and hide from her and after a couple minutes looked up to see if she was looking. Nope! But Alicia said she heard her tap on the glass, which i wouldn't doubt 'cause I was laughing so hard. So later. When we got up to go to sixth period, she was walking down the hall the exact way she did the first time, which was weird. But of course SHE is weird. So. Ha. But this was our conversation:
Her: what were you doing? did you tap on the glass Mel Jay?
Me: uhm. No? I hit my head on the glass.
Her: Oh, I thought you tapped on it so I tapped back
Me: yeah.
*walks away.* hahaha. Oh, by the way, apparently we're BEST FRIENDS! She gave me a nickname she's used TWICE today! Hooray! It's totally original too, I haven't heard that......from five different people. Haha. Not. I wish my name wasn't so convenient. Like the Spice Girl, Mel B. Mel jay.
UGH. anyways. Haha.
MR. BALD RAT MAN
IS A FAT LARD WHO NEEDS TO EXPLODE. Sorry, just finishing the sentence. Haha, so today, like I said we were in groups for the solo/ensemble. (By the way, SDC was supposed to sit next to me, but thank GOD Jake sat there and Mr. BRM changed the arrangement, haha). I had no idea what group I was in, so I nicely went up to him and asked 'Hey, I wasn't here for this. What group am I in and where do I sit?' He said, 'I'll get to that Melanie. Sit down.' Naturally, in my mind, I slapped him and whacked him with my violin. But in reality, I said 'Kay fine.' ass. (in my head. Haha.) Hum. Also, we were playing and he was explaining which notes are half step and which are whole step. As in, would the spacing between my fingers be nonexistent while changing notes? Or will they be large, allowing a whole note to be between each. Wow, I sound smart. Haha. Anyways. We were writing in our music, me and Jake, and Mr. BRM was like to us and the next stand over, 'Why is 'Michelle' only answering? Why aren't you moving your pencils?' And we WERE. He's just too &*^*ing (haha Artur!!! cartoon swearing WOO!) caught up in himSELF that he didn't notice. Whatever. Fucken ass wipe. Go jump off a cliff and die. A couple times. Make it hurt, too. Hahah woo for being mean! Anyways. Yeah. That's pretty much it...oh. NEW ALICE UPDATE!
ALICE
So today in the cafeteria, me and Alicia were talking about the Twilight books I think. And 'Alice' is like 'Oh my God, I have an exclusive clip from Twilight the movie!' And I was like. 'Uh I'm sure I've seen it before, I've watched like everything having to do with that movie.'
her: No this is exclusive, brand new!
So I watch it. It's basically a collage of 4 different clips of the movie. All seen before by your's truly. And by the way, yes, I am a HUGEEEEEE twilight fan. Haha.
But she always does this. She always tries to one-up everybody, like she's socially ahead of everybody else.
PSSST. *whispers* She's the exact opposite... *stops whispering* no joke. She...yeah. Well you know what? She can just go on believing whatever she wants to. Because no matter how much she believes, it shall neva eva evaaaa be true.
And now! I end with a poem!!!
It's called Annoying People.
Dedicated to the Annoying People.

ANNOYING PEOPLE

By Melanie J.

If you're gonna be moody,

Why always make them bad moods?

If you really want attention,

Why make it negative?

If you're gonna be an ass,

Why make it toward me?

If you want to make me happy,

Why not let me do what I want?

If you want to copy me,

Why make it so fucken obvious?

If you couldn't already guess them.

MICHELLE

JESSIE

MR. BALD RAT MAN

KOOKOO

ALICE

Domination!!!

I'll write more tomorrow guys!

~mel~

NUMBER 3.5

2008-11-17T21:21:00.000-08:00

BOO!! Surprise blog! WOOHOO!! K. Sooo maybe I'm new at this whole...let's be a good child in orchestra thing, but isn't it the teacher's job to like....thank you for helping a less-experienced person?....let me ex-puh-lainnn...
MR. BALD RAT MAN
So remember inside out sweater dude? A while ago, I helped him because he was doing the bowing wrong. Like completely. As in OPPOSITE of what you're supposed to do. Haha, so naturally, I helped him! After class, charming Mr. Bald Rat Man goes: 'Melanie, please come here.'
Me: *walks up to him*
Him: I saw you helping 'inside out sweater dude.' I just wanted to tell you I saw.
Me: ...yay?
Him: That's all.
HAHAHA so what the hell?! Uh...you're welcome? ...okay? .....I didn't know what to say. He...totally didn't thank me, so that was pretty nice of him. uhm NOT. but whatever. If he wants to be an ass the rest of his life, which won't be long 'cause he's fucken old, then that's fine with me. Just like me and Alicia were talking about earlier, usually being nice and respectful is something your parents teach you when you're like TWO. Most people get the whole R-E-S-P-E-C-T concept. But Mr. BRM obviously is...*whispers* stupid. shhhhhhh *stops whispering* I want to give a nice little F U C K YOU to him, but you know the whole school thing...and the whole rule thing...and getting expelled thing...not typically interested in that whole deal. But hey! If you don't mind getting kicked out of school, you will be my HERO if you do that. Like holy bitch ass mother of cheese. Seriously. ohhh man.
and yes I just said holy ybitch ass mother of cheese. envy me. Haha. P.S. the red writing is webdings for F U C K!!! hahahaha
All of the other annoying people, you got lucky this time. Tomorrow ya better be exciting!! Haha, see ya tomorrow everyone.
~mel~

NUMBER 3

2008-11-17T14:42:00.001-08:00

AHHH school was bomb. But I was tired by fourth period haha, that's the most I've done in two weeks. It was tough. SO. I have updates on...Mr. Bald Rat Man and Short Disproportionate Chick. And...OH Michelle. I think that's it...sha man. OH!!! I have a new person!! But I think it's only for this blog, 'cause I was driving and this was a chick behind me so I'll call her...Road Rage Bitch. Hahaha. Let's GOOO.
ROAD RAGE BITCH
Hoookay. SO. Little Melly here (me) is learning to drive. Like I know how, but I still need to take the tests so my dad was in the car. I was driving down the Bothell-Everett highway and the person in front of me turned to turn into Country Village. So I was like okay. But it was the wrong place to turn, so they started to drift back into my lane. I slowed down for them to get into my lane but they never did. So I just went around them. The chick behind me, 'Road Rage Bitch,' honked at me. I look in the mirror like what the hell do you want bitch. And she signalled to me something like I should've went around them in the first place. And the words 'fuck off' came outta her mouth. I was like 'OH! So THAT'S how ya wanna play, huh?' So we get to the big intersection and of course she's going the same way I was--up nike hill toward my house--and so when I turned, I turned into the NEAREST LANE OPEN, the way we're TAUGHT. And she goes into the second lane and when she passed me she looked at me like 'are you kidding me, you're a fucken retard little girl.' I wanted to scream to her 'YOU'RE OBESE!!!!!!!!' Noooo joke. Ohhh my god that just pissed me off. She....gr. I did the right things!!! Fucken bitch. Jeebizzzzzzz. If my dad wasn't in the car then...oh man. That would be so much fun to just flip her the fuck off.
MR. BALD RAT MAN
Okay Mr. Bald Rat Man. You're an ass. Ha. Let us see here. Whereee to start. OH. So the Thursday night before I got way sick, we had a concert. So of course while I WAS sick the orchestra got new music. So today was my first day learning it, or sight reading it, while all of the other kids knew it...pretty well. Better than me. So after class, Mr. BRM was like 'Melanie, you might want to consider staying after class today, since you've been gone and you're obviously not as familiar with these pieces.'
Me: yeah...except I NEED food. Or I'll faint.
Him: But you need to practice or else you'll fail.
Me: *packs up and leaves*
Hahaha okay so I know you're usually not supposed to walk out on teachers while they're trying to get you to do something. But Mr. BRM hardly counts as a teacher. Sure he's there during class. But he has people come IN to help individual sections. So he's kinda just there to take role and re-enforce the rules or whatever. Anyways. Don't you love how he said that? Sorry, Mr. BRM, but I was already failing in like September. I just got it up to a D finally after taking my missing tests. So suck on that one, fatty. These people. Honestly??? Can't they be like...nice or something? A little less...abrasive? Oh snap. Advanced word. Haha. Anyways. Short Disproportionate Chick, here we come.
SHORT DISPROPORTIONATE CHICK
Holy wow. I love school. Haha, mostly because you make it interesting. I walk in, sit down, look around for you, and LOW AND BEHOLD: you're talking to the SUB teacher. The SUBSTITUTE. Ahhh man. And in orchestra, you were like to me: 'You're alive! Yay!' And I was like 'yeahhhh....'
you: It's okay, I was sick a whole week in the hospital.
uh.......WHEN. Because people have been filling me in on your...uhm. 'doings?' hahaha and you've been at school. So. Whatevs maybe you have an equally strange twin? Hm. THAT would suck. One is entertaining. But two...holy hell that'd be scary. Hahaha. But you were gone for like half of orchestra, you DO know that Mr. BRM really doesn't like you either, right? I mean he HATES me, but I don't think he can hate anyone any more than that. Haha. OH STORY!!!!!
Mkay, kids, gather round.
So one day, SDC (Short Dispro...yeah lol) comes into orchestra and goes to Mr. BRM and says, 'I forgot my violin in my dad's office because I had a neurologist appointment.'
Mr. BRM says, 'Okay, go into my office and there's a violin case just to the right of the door.'
When SDC leaves, about ten minutes later she comes back with a case. Mr. BRM says, 'that...is a viola case...' SDC goes, 'oh...well they look the same!!!' *laughs hysterically.*
Mr. BRM replies, 'it's to the RIGHT of the door. RIGHT.'
SDC, 'okay I'll look again.' She comes back five minutes later with a HUGE case. Everyone looks at her and cracks up.
SDC, 'WHAT?!'
Everyone: 'That's a FRENCH HORN case!!'
............okay short break in this nice little story. WHAT THE HELL WAS SHE THINKING!? k. french horn cases have that huge bulge in them. AND THEY'RE HEAVY. I honestly don't get her. Everybody just cracked up and I shook my head looking at my lap. It's very disappointing how she had to take three trips to and back from the orchestra/choir room to find an instrument's case that she's been playing for God knows how long. Obviously not long...she's not too...uhm...'experienced.' hahaha. Ohhh dear me. By the way, she did find the violin case. Then after class she started ranting on about how Mr. BRM told her the wrong directions. Everyone was like. So you picked up a french horn case...?
MICHELLE
Okay. So again, I walk into orchestra. 'YOU'RE BACK!!!' from this annoying voice coming from no other than 'Michelle.' So I turn and go 'I know! I love it!!' She goes, 'I have music for you!!' And me, '..yay...favorite...' she laughs. Then she yells at me for being in the wrong spot--I'VE BEEN GONE FOR TWO WEEKS. I'm sorry I'm not informed of these changes. God. Her hair was straight today. It's usually big and crimpy and curly and it never looks right. I guess it was okay today. And yes, I'm being nice. Haha. I'm usually nice by the way, just don't turn annoying haha. But yeah, not much with 'Michelle' today, she was okay. Ish. Compared to the rest. Ha.
Ohhh my god. So that was pretty much today. Well minus SDC's story, that was a while ago. More coming, trust me. Lotsss more school left!!!
Thanks guys, I'll keep postin =]
~mel~

NUMBER 2

2008-11-16T10:51:00.000-08:00

Ah, this whole blogging thing is just way too fun for words! I mean, sure I may be being a tad mean...but it does help my mood. Like a lot. And well, until me and my bomb partner in crime Alicia go boy shopping FOR REAL, i'm stuck being single. And let me tell you. I am LOVING it. Let me explain with venting!
KOOKOO
I can wear what I want to now, I can hug and text who I want to...YES. freedom. Now I get the statement 'you never know what you have until you lose it.' Well, mine is kinda opposite. My version is more along the lines of 'you know what you didn't have when whatever was holding you back isn't there anymore.' I didn't have freedom. And I finally get it. 'KooKoo' wouldn't even let me go to a mosh pit at a rock concert! And I know he was trying to be all protective of me, but it's what I want to do. It's even on my list of things to do before I die! So psh. I believe I shall do that very soon. At an INSANE rock concert. It'll be fricken epic. And what was with always wanting to read my diaries?! No boyfriend should ever do that. Neverrr! If we want you to know stuff, we'd TELL you. Diaries are for us to vent things we can't tell other people. So jeez. UGH.
SHORT DISPROPORTIONATE CHICK
So okay. We all know you starve for attention-and apparently it doesn't matter if it's positive or negative-but you're reaching the point of desperate. 'Someone ran over my foot...' So where's your cast and crutches? Why would you choose to [loudly] hop on one foot back and forth from the back to the front of the whole classroom when you could acquire QUIETER crutches and avoid PISSING the always happy chemistry teacher off? Oh, you haven't noticed how Mrs. R. smiles when everyone is talking to her except when you do? Because all you talk to anyone about is just your 'medical problems'?! Wow. cluless much? Wowww. Don't get me wrong. you CAN be...nice ish. You just really need to tone it down. A LOT. holy man. You are seriously way entertaining though. No joke. How you stop randomly at where me and my friends are sitting and totally go all out on telling me whatever's wrong with you THAT day. Sorry, but we totally crack up when you leave. Ha.
MR. BALD RAT MAN
So let me tell you readers a few short stories. Three to be exact.
UNO.
So I hurt my wrist. Obviously I need that to play the violin. So I give him a note saying I can't play for a while. He was like. Uh...k. So every couple days this huge lady who only wears mumu's and shit comes in and helps us because Mr. BRM doesn't know wtf he's doing. So i was switching between sketching and writing in my music (i like drawing shrooms...). Ms. Fatty over here walks by and goes 'you'll gets more out of this class if you looked at your music...' WTF I WAS!! If you actually wanted to be there to HELP US and not exentuate the fact that you want to jump Mr. BRM's bones, you'd see that I write in my fucken music. Bitch.
DOS.
So I mentioned I was failing his class, right? Right. Well. On the online gradebook he said:
BEHAVIOR/RESPECT.......................................1/4
uh....HUH?!?! Okay, first of all. Those who know the real Melanie, you should know I'm pretty nice and stuff right? I mean I'm not all in yo face and stuff. So I may be a bitch about Mr. BRM outside of class. NEVER in class. So I asked him about it the next day. I told him I can name four people who text behind their instruments in class, I never do. And he said 'okay. And someday I will see them. But for now I just see you talking.' I just walked away. I could've told him I only talk about what's going on in class, or helping inside-out-sweater dude. Ugh. So he can just die.
TRES.
So you know about my non-playing-ness because of my wrist? Every couple of days he'd ask me how much longer I'd be out and I told him I didn't know. So one day after this 'routine' he was like 'you're always complaining about your grades, yet you haven't played in a week. Do you sense a problem here?'
Me: 'hmmm. nope.'
Him: 'there's a problem Melanie. A BIG problem.'
Me: 'okay.'
Haha I love being all stubborn to Mr. Bald Rat Man. Yesss. Love it.

Well that's pretty much all I've got for today. There's gonna be a TON tomorrow--school!!!

NUMBER 1

2008-11-15T18:06:00.000-08:00

This is gonna be bomb. Venting about people pissing me off...ha, who can ask for more?? So I'm pretty excited. You should be too, my vocabulary can get very colorful. So where shall I begin? Hmmm so many different annoying people...Got it! Let's start with the person who's been pissin me off the longest. Oh, by the way, I'm changing everyone's names for their safety AND mine. I'd rather avoid getting in trouble haha. And if any of the changed names are yours, don't be all like WTFUCK haha they're CHANGED. CHANGED PEOPLE!!!! Just way similar to their own names. Except for the ones I got a little creative on. Haha So! Let's be on with it then. Wow that sounded kinda british haha. Anyways.
MR. BALD RAT MAN
Mmhmm told you I was going to change the names haha. So this dear man...he's one of the teachers at my school, orchestra teacher to be exact. And you guys can report me to whoever you want. Freedom of speech thank ya very kindly. So back to Mr. Bald Rat Man. So what's with all these absences I'm getting? I mean sure I've been gone for two weeks but I've been there every day unless I have an appointment, but those are fucken like...excused. so go die. No I'm not even joking. Go in a plane and fly somewhere far away and just explode. Do EVERY one a favor. Jeez. K so anyways. Also, why...HOW am i failing?! What the hell?? ORCHESTRA. That's pretty much easy to pass with flying colors right? Nope, not right. Nope, Mr. Bald Rat Man pretty makes orchestra hell. Except for the first violins. They are his babies. And what's with putting me next to a guy who puts sweaters on inside out?? True stuff man. I told inside out dude about his sweater and he looked down the front inside of his sweater and was like 'uh oh.' and got up, in the middle of Mr. BRM's teaching...thing and TOOK OFF HIS SWEATER, flipped it inside out, and sat down like nothing happened. He...is one of the strangest boys I have ever known. Oh my gosh like...wow. But this isn't about him is it? It's about Mr. Bald Rat Man. Okay, and do you just hate me? Seriously? Because I honestly sense some hostility coming from you to me. It's kind of scary actually. I mean, I hate you too man. But come on now. I'm your student. OH!!! What the fux up with us not going to Florida? AKA the only reason I stayed in orchestra this year. AKA what you and the band teacher bribed everyone with?? K. Seriously not cool man. You, Mr. Bald Rat Man, are the only reason I don't look forward to school after two weeks. You are:
+harsh in so many ways
+rude. SO rude.
+discriminating
+a complete and total asshole
Yup, it's true. So I'm going to save the rest for another blog. Because trust me. There's SOOO much more. So much more. Onto the next annoying person! WOO! I'm liking this. I should've started so long ago.
ALICE
Okayyy. So you, my dear 'friend,' HAVE TO STOP FUCKEN COPYING ME. no joke it has been pissing me off since ninth fucken grade. Let's name all the things you've copied me on.
+purple skinny jeans (not a big deal anymore because everyone's doing that now but it still makes me mad that YOU'RE doing it)
+blue liquid eyeliner (just because I told you it looked good on you ONCE when you borrowed MINE doesn't mean you can just go out and buy your own. Maybe I was lying--we'll never know.)
+apparently you get hiccups everyday like I do. Oh, how convenient. Everytime I hiccup, you do. Oh look at that I just hiccupped. YOU MISSED ONE! HA.
+wearing skinny jeans in the FIRST place. In ninth grade you said you wouldn't ever. But it's all you wear now.
+my fucken HAIRCUT. a week after I get blunt bangs, you come up to me at school looking all happy and I wanted to punch your smile right off your face. Your hair looks horrible. And it pissed me off when my friend took your side.
+that one colorful hat I got like three years ago. You had your GRANDMOTHER make it. Just in different colors. Wow, sorry thats sinking low.
K people. I know it sounds immature that I'm whining about all this shit. But seriously I've been trying to make my own style this year. I don't need her screwing it up. Seriously. If you're a girl, you might understand. But I don't EXPECT you to. And I'm sorry if any of that sounded mean. Actually I'm not hahaha. But if you have a problem with what I'm saying please tell me. I'll TRYYY to tone it down a bit. No promises though =] So anyways. I really don't like how you've been totally following me around like a little puppy dog 'alice.' reallyyy. it gets way annoying. GR. onto the next annoying person! bamsauce this is bomb.
MICHELLE
So. Little Miss teacher's pet in orchestra. Chick who wears heels who can't even WALK in them. God you bug me. Sorry. So last year. I was sitting in club and I called Mr. Bald Rat Man an ass or something...something like that. You came and were like 'So, what satisfaction do you get out of being a bitch?' I was like ...wait YOU'RE asking ME this?! little miss pinched up face and HELLA bad hair chick? Oh no. You definitely did not say that. I may be acting nice to you this year. But HOOOOOLY fuck you should hear what I'm saying about you in my head. You are a complete bitch to everybody in orchestra, and you seriously need to take like a billion chill pills or like ten midol because your moodswings are just INCREDIBLE. in the worst way possible. They're awful 'Michelle.' You NEED to control your anger, because they're affecting the way people look at you. You may think you have tons of friends. Maybe you do, but you're going to lose them all because you turn into a complete and utter asshole so many times. Like especially during our sectionals in the morning. EVERYONE IS IRRITABLE IN THE MORNING. You don't have to make the atmosphere worse. So. And it really freaks me out that you wear my older brother's sweatshirt. That actually makes me scared for his health. I don't want him getting any thing you have. Ew. *shudders* Person number four!!
KOOKOO
So we had a good run. For almost four months. Then we kept fighting, and I really couldn't deal with that anymore. So why can't you support my decision, even if it means you getting hurt? I COULDN'T DEAL WITH IT ANYMORE. i felt TRAPPED. I couldn't wear things I wanted to, I couldn't hug any of my friends who are boys [i did anyway, oops.] I couldn't do almost ANYTHING. So I had to do something about it. And I am sorry. Really. I hate hurting people. But when it's for my benefit I feel like I have to. And now, you text my mother asking if you can give me a list of all the reasons why you love me. You think that's going to help?? No. It wouldn't. It would've just made everything harder for the BOTH of us. Why can't you see that. Honestly. Sorry, I'm just done. I'm done. Okay? FINITO.
SHORT, DISPROPORTIONATE CHICK
Oh. My. GOD. Honestly, you are SO ENTERTAINING. But people don't come more annoying than you, THAT'S for sure. Holy hell. You come into my history class and just randomly start talking to me about your health issues and Mr. Bald Rat Man. OMG. Ready?!
'oh my god, Mr. BRM is going to fuck me up the ass with my violin [...that makes absolutely no fucken sense at all...] because I forgot my violin because I had to go to the neurologist because my body fat level is 3 percent and it's supposed to be 4 to 5 percent! [.....what the FUCK!?!? Weight, first of all, has nothing to do with a brain problem, which, FYI neurologists are actually for. Second of all, if your body fat level is 3 percent, mine is like negative 10 percent. I can honestly stick two of me's in you. K that sounds really gross but you get it.]' and you just keep going ON and ON and ON...and in chemistry!!! YOU GO DOWN EACH ROW TELLING PEOPLE WHATS WRONG WITH YOU. WHY?! Honestly...you...I have no way of describing you. You just never be quiet. And when you thought Mr. BRM was squeezing your arm too tight--he wasn't. He really wasn't. And I know I'm taking his side for once. But seriously. He was barely even touching you. So stop whining. And maybe you do have a brain problem. But since you've got things a little backwards maybe you should go to a nutritionist. Because maybe...to you, brains go to nutritionists as to body fat goes to neurologist? Hm. Things to ponder.

So that was fun, right?! Well okay it was HEAPS of fun to me. So, I really think you should comment about this. I do want to know what you think, this being my first little bloggage and all. So thank ya for bein bomb people!!
~mel~